I've been there when they lock those doors. Believe me. They close!

[hammygoodness]

I have found the issue of the loose borders to be troubling. What's more troubling to me is the government's unwillingness to do anything. This is a major beef I have with the current administration

Comments

[stopevilrobots]

...are...you serious?

[bocephusjonez]

I'm waiting for the punchline....

[emilijas]

Considering that the tradition of the Minutemen started here in New England I am currently advocating that we get a similar project going up here. I am going to sit in my pick-up truck on the border of Cambridge and Somerville with my guns (concealed and otherwise) and wait...just...wait...for *them* to *try* and cross my border. Then they'll see!

It's not just the Mexicans

[stopevilrobots]

It's no laughing matter. Ever-wary Homeland Security agents in Detroit this week uncovered and arrested members of a Canadian crime ring attempting to smuggle hockey across United States borders. If these nefarious northerners weren't stopped, who knows what foreign items might have come next? National healthcare. Affordable pharmaceuticals. People to populate North Dakota. Kinder Eggs.

Keep those Canucks and their longer-lasting coin money, which saves billions yearly on the cost of reprinting paper currency, in the Great White North where they belong!

Re: It's not just the Mexicans

[hammygoodness]

I wish Canadians could successfully smuggle hockey into the states. I went through some serious withdrawal not being able to watch any Sabres games this past season.

Cory

Re: It's not just the Mexicans

[emilijas]

I had heard about the hockey smuggling ring and I think it's just horrible! President Bush has certainly dropped the ball on this one. A special report on American intelligence lapses has shown that actually the smugglers got hockey into Minnesota years ago and no one even knew about it! Apparently, the flow of intelligence from Canada to the US is slow because we're lacking good agents on the ground in Canada since there are so few people in the CIA who speak Canadian. Because of this oversight, the problem has been left there festering for years and we'll no doubt have a hard time rooting hockey out of Minnesota and getting back to plain, good old American sportage. Good thing we caught this Detroit thing before it was too late. *wipes sweat off forehead, resumes cleaning gun*

[anonymous]

Be ever vigilant, Cory! A large truck full of illegal Mexicans was sighted driving to Darian Lake!

-Ethan

[hammygoodness]

Meh, Darien Lake blows now.

Cory

[pappyonwheels]

I heart hockey.