Okay, so after a conversation I had today with one David Fogelman, I have devised a new game. Think of various muppets, from the Muppet Show, or the muppet movies or even from Sesame Street and decide what drug they're addicted to
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Ernie-Lithium Bert-Prozac Kermit the Frog-every now and then the weight of the show and his reporter career gets to him and he drinks himself into oblivion Scooter-casual marijuana user
Crazy Harry - Crack Miss Piggy - Estrogen Supplements (not enough) Sam the American Eagle - Doesn't "have a problem" Gonzo - "Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."
Beaker-LSD Staler and Waldorf-Viagra Fozzy Bear-Whiskey and an occasional snort of coke Count Dracula-"Two Little Blue Pills" HA HA HA "THREE Little Blue Pills!"
Rowlf is on a steady diet of Martinis; Dr. Honeydew sniffs Markers and Glue; Swedish chef is on Shrooms; Rizzo is on Nicotine and Cough Syrup; Sweetums is on Peyote; Robin is a Jesus freak... nothing but holy water Jack Chick for him; 2 Headed Monster eats paint chips; Barkley fiending for squeaky toys; and Camilla the chicken is on a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.
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Telly - Ritalin
Forgetful Jones - Rohypnol (Roofies)
Big Bird - Anabolic Steroids
Not sure its in the spirit of the 'game', but whatever.
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Bert-Prozac
Kermit the Frog-every now and then the weight of the show and his reporter career gets to him and he drinks himself into oblivion
Scooter-casual marijuana user
-Ethan
www.ethankaye.net
no drugs
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Miss Piggy - Estrogen Supplements (not enough)
Sam the American Eagle - Doesn't "have a problem"
Gonzo - "Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."
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Staler and Waldorf-Viagra
Fozzy Bear-Whiskey and an occasional snort of coke
Count Dracula-"Two Little Blue Pills" HA HA HA "THREE Little Blue Pills!"
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Dr. Honeydew sniffs Markers and Glue;
Swedish chef is on Shrooms;
Rizzo is on Nicotine and Cough Syrup;
Sweetums is on Peyote;
Robin is a Jesus freak... nothing but holy water Jack Chick for him;
2 Headed Monster eats paint chips;
Barkley fiending for squeaky toys;
and Camilla the chicken is on a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.
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