I need advice

[hamstar]

Leave some advice here.

Comments

[meerkatzukin]

Left foot and right foot go on left arrow and right arrow. In that order.

[rare]

Don't steal a police car unless you're prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico.

[sayga]

Eat some chocolate. Always be yourself. Smile. Use protection (and if it's too late for that, send her flowers).

[evil_chicken]

Go for it.

[benjahippie]

Don't eat lint. Wear a condom. Look both ways before you cross the street. Wear your seatbelt. Never pet a dog that is on fire.

[falsemoniker]

I second four of the above.