Tie him to a chair in the basement and make tom burn him with matches...
reminising about days of old. Wait thats a song right? Umm...*thinks* Oh okay, but yeah thats what I was doing. Me and Ashley came up with a plan to get rid of Larry.
But Anyhow I lied and I'm still online. Ashley had gotten on.
Here are the rest of the songs.
Oh and I did hagrids song, and it's..not good...oh well here you go=
Friend Like Me
(sung by Hagrid-no completly book correct)
Well HE-who shall not be named had them Dark lords
The minister had a thousand workers
But Potter you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a umbrella of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy magic in your camp
You got a gaint wizard and how
See all you gotta do is go to my hut
And I'll say
Harry Potter, sir
Will your pleasure be?
Let me take your creature
Help it grow
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no
School is a place to learn
And I'm your teacher please,
C'mon tell me what you need to know
I’m the keeper of the Hogwarts keys
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
We’ll teach you all you need to know
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
You just gotta wave that wand
Take a class with McGonagall
Just don’t dare be late
I'm in the mood to help you learn
All the special stairways
Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hut?
Can your friends go, poof
Aperate over here
We’ll neither can because
they kicked me out in my third year
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday spells
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a giant for your charge d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha what do you want to learn
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is learn the spell
Harry Potter, sir, learn a spell or two or three
I'm on the job, I’m in charge of the grounds
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lily:
If there's a prize for rotten schoolwork
I guess he’s already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's history of magic, been there, done that!
Girl Students:
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the school and world to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through the cloak
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
Lily:
No chance, no way
I can’t stand him anyway
Girls:
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
Lily:
It's too cliché
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
He seems so bad, playing all those jokes
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to date a looser
Lily:
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw Snape turn upside down
Face it like a grown-witch
He had it coming you know
And ya got, got, got it bad
Lily:
No chance, now way
I don’t like him, no, no
Girls:
We put truth serum in you soup anyway
So soon well find out the truth
Lily:
This spell won't work,
I won't say I'm in love
Girls:
You're doin flips read our wands
You're in love
Lily:
You're way off snich
And I wont catch it
Get off my owl
I won't say it
Girls:
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
Lily:
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Students: We work work work work work in our school the whole day through
To work work work work although we’d rather be sleeping
It ain't no trick to get smart quick
If you do school work with a wand or a book
In our school! In our school!
Where a million wands shine!
We work work work from early morn then have astrology at night
We work work work when the teacher’s have us in there sight
We work so our house gets the best score
A hundred points, sometimes more
But we don't know what do it for
We work work work work in our school the whole day through
To work work work work is what we have to do
It ain't no trick to get smart quick
If you work work work with a spellbook or a wand
In our school ! In our school!
Where a million young minds shine!
Chorus
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's to school we have to go
(Whistle)
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's to school on the train we go
(Whistle)Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Remus]
Safe behind this invisablity cloak, and stone of Hogwarts school
Gazing at the people there before me
All my life I watch them as I hide on nights alone
Thriving for the human life they show me
All my life I memorize their faces
Knowing them as they will never know me for a week
All my life I wonder how it feels to pass a day
Not worrying about them!
Getting hurt by Me!
And out there
Living in the full moon!
Give me one night out there!
All I ask is one
To hold forever
Out there
Where they all live unaware
What I'd give
What I'd dare
Just to live one full moon night out there
Out there among the professors
and the wizards and their wives
Through the the the hair on my face I can see them
Ev'ry day they shout and go about their lives
Heedless of the gift it is to be them
If I was in their skin
I'd terasure ev'ry instant
Out there
Strolling by the Lake
Taste a full moon night
Out there
Like ordinary wizards
Who freely walk about there
Just one night and then
I swear
I'll be content
With my share
Won't resent
Won't despair
Old and bent
I won't care
I'll have spent
One full moon night
Out there
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Sirius)
There's something sweet
And almost kind
But he was mean and hairy on those full moon nights
But now again he's dear
And so I'm sure
I wonder why I couldn't see him there before.
(Remus)
He glanced this way
I thought I saw
And when we touched he didn't sudder at my paw!
No it can't be
I'll just ignore
That the fact he still doesn't know I was werewolf the night before.
(Sirius)
New and a bit alarming
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
True that he's no James Potter
But there's something kinda cute I didn't see before...
(Wormtail)
Well, who'd have thought?
(James)
Well, bless my soul
(Snape)
Well I kinda guessed...
(James) (ignoring Snape)
Well, who indeed?
(Wormtail)
And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?
(James)
It's so peculiar. Wait and see
(Wormtail) and (Snape)
I'll Wait and See/I'm getting bored
(Wormtail & James) (Snape)
A few days more
There may be something there that wasn't there before/Why do I even care?
(Snape)
So there may be something that there wasn't there before...oh well.
(James)
There may be something there that wasn't there before
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Death Eaters: What can you expect
From filthy little Mudbloods?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their bloods’ a hellish red
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
And worse
They're Mudbloods! Mudbloods!
Barely even Wizards
Mudbloods! Mudbloods!
Drive them from our school!
They're not like you and me Which means they must be distroyed
We must fire the wands of war!
They're mudbloods! Mudbloods!
Dirty muggle devils!
Now we fire the wands of war!
People against DL :This is what we feared
The Death eaters are a demon
The only thing they feel at all is greed
Beneath that cloaked hide
There's emptiness inside
I wonder if they even bleed
They're evil! Evil!
Barely even human
Evil! Evil!
Killers to the core
They're out to kill us
Which means they can't be trusted
We must fire the wands of war
They're evil! Evil!
First we duel with this one
Then we fire the wands of war
Death Eaters: Mudbloods! Mudbloods!
Let's go kill a few, men!
Others: Evil! Evil!
Now it's up to you, men!
Mudbloods! Evil!
Barely even wizards!
Now we fire the wands of war!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chim Chim Cher-Ee
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
We’re as clever
As clever can be
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Magic tricks will run off
If We shake 'ands with you
Or give us some Knuts
And will give some to you
Now as the ladder of life
'As been strung
You may think that we’re
On the bottommost rung
Though We spends our time
on the jokshops and pranks
In this 'ole wide world
There's no 'appier blokes
Up where the tricks is
All hidden and ready to jump
'Tween wands and cauldrens
Is the Weasley Twin’s world
When the's 'ardly no day
Nor 'ardly no night
There's things 'alf in shadow
And 'alf way in light
On the roof tops of London
Boom!, In a car with flight!
We choose our jokes with pride
Yes, we do
A broom for the teacher
And the broom wont fly
Though We’re covered with spots
From our 'ead to our toes
A twin knows 'e's welcome
Wherever the other goes
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
When you're with a twin
You're in glad company
No where is there
A more 'appier crew
Than them wot sings
"Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!"
On the chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tom: I'm gonna be a mighty lord
So Gryfindors beware!
[Slytherin:] Well I've never seen a lord of Wizards
With a muggle father!
[Tom:] I'm gonna be the evilest wizard
Like no lord was before
I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my horcruxs!!!
[Random Slytherin:] Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
[Tom:] Oh, I just can't wait to be Dark lord!
[Tom:] No one saying do this
[Soon to be death eater:] No one saying be nice to muggles
[Tom:] No one saying stop tourchering mudbloods!
[STBDE:] No one saying see here
[TOM:] Free to run and curse people all day
Free to do it my way!
[Teacher:] I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart
[TOm] Dark Lords don't need advice
From Mudblood lovers for a start
Teacher:] If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out
Out of service, out of England
I wouldn't hang about!
This child is getting wildly out of wand.
[Tom:]
Oh, I just can't wait to be dark lord
Every Slytherin join me
Everybody Gryfindor beware
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing there to curse you
[STBDE:] Not yet!!!
[Students:] Let every wizard go find a place to hide
Let's head to the hills with our wands and spell books
Voldermort’s gonna take control of everything
[TOm:]
Oh, I just can't wait to be dark lord!
Oh, I just can't wait to be dark lord!
Oh, I just can't wait to be Dark lord!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Severus Snape, Severus Snape
If he doesn't scare you no evil thing will
To see him is to take a sudden chill
Severus, Severus Snape
The curl of his lips, and the sneer on his face
All young wizards and witches should beware
He's like a spider waiting for the kill
Look out for Severus Snape
At first you think Snape is the devil
But after time has wore away the shock
You come to realize, you've seen his kind of eyes...
Watching you from the corner of the potions room
This overgrown bat, this in former Death Eater
He ought to be locked up and never released
Hogwarts was such a nice place until
Severus, Severus Snape
OC is on so I didnt have time to finish listing
ta ta my loves
But Anyhow I lied and I'm still online. Ashley had gotten on.
Here are the rest of the songs.
Oh and I did hagrids song, and it's..not good...oh well here you go=
Friend Like Me
(sung by Hagrid-no completly book correct)
Well HE-who shall not be named had them Dark lords
The minister had a thousand workers
But Potter you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a umbrella of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy magic in your camp
You got a gaint wizard and how
See all you gotta do is go to my hut
And I'll say
Harry Potter, sir
Will your pleasure be?
Let me take your creature
Help it grow
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no
School is a place to learn
And I'm your teacher please,
C'mon tell me what you need to know
I’m the keeper of the Hogwarts keys
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
We’ll teach you all you need to know
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
You just gotta wave that wand
Take a class with McGonagall
Just don’t dare be late
I'm in the mood to help you learn
All the special stairways
Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hut?
Can your friends go, poof
Aperate over here
We’ll neither can because
they kicked me out in my third year
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday spells
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a giant for your charge d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha what do you want to learn
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is learn the spell
Harry Potter, sir, learn a spell or two or three
I'm on the job, I’m in charge of the grounds
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lily:
If there's a prize for rotten schoolwork
I guess he’s already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's history of magic, been there, done that!
Girl Students:
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the school and world to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through the cloak
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
Lily:
No chance, no way
I can’t stand him anyway
Girls:
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
Lily:
It's too cliché
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
He seems so bad, playing all those jokes
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to date a looser
Lily:
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw Snape turn upside down
Face it like a grown-witch
He had it coming you know
And ya got, got, got it bad
Lily:
No chance, now way
I don’t like him, no, no
Girls:
We put truth serum in you soup anyway
So soon well find out the truth
Lily:
This spell won't work,
I won't say I'm in love
Girls:
You're doin flips read our wands
You're in love
Lily:
You're way off snich
And I wont catch it
Get off my owl
I won't say it
Girls:
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
Lily:
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Students: We work work work work work in our school the whole day through
To work work work work although we’d rather be sleeping
It ain't no trick to get smart quick
If you do school work with a wand or a book
In our school! In our school!
Where a million wands shine!
We work work work from early morn then have astrology at night
We work work work when the teacher’s have us in there sight
We work so our house gets the best score
A hundred points, sometimes more
But we don't know what do it for
We work work work work in our school the whole day through
To work work work work is what we have to do
It ain't no trick to get smart quick
If you work work work with a spellbook or a wand
In our school ! In our school!
Where a million young minds shine!
Chorus
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's to school we have to go
(Whistle)
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's to school on the train we go
(Whistle)Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Remus]
Safe behind this invisablity cloak, and stone of Hogwarts school
Gazing at the people there before me
All my life I watch them as I hide on nights alone
Thriving for the human life they show me
All my life I memorize their faces
Knowing them as they will never know me for a week
All my life I wonder how it feels to pass a day
Not worrying about them!
Getting hurt by Me!
And out there
Living in the full moon!
Give me one night out there!
All I ask is one
To hold forever
Out there
Where they all live unaware
What I'd give
What I'd dare
Just to live one full moon night out there
Out there among the professors
and the wizards and their wives
Through the the the hair on my face I can see them
Ev'ry day they shout and go about their lives
Heedless of the gift it is to be them
If I was in their skin
I'd terasure ev'ry instant
Out there
Strolling by the Lake
Taste a full moon night
Out there
Like ordinary wizards
Who freely walk about there
Just one night and then
I swear
I'll be content
With my share
Won't resent
Won't despair
Old and bent
I won't care
I'll have spent
One full moon night
Out there
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Sirius)
There's something sweet
And almost kind
But he was mean and hairy on those full moon nights
But now again he's dear
And so I'm sure
I wonder why I couldn't see him there before.
(Remus)
He glanced this way
I thought I saw
And when we touched he didn't sudder at my paw!
No it can't be
I'll just ignore
That the fact he still doesn't know I was werewolf the night before.
(Sirius)
New and a bit alarming
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
True that he's no James Potter
But there's something kinda cute I didn't see before...
(Wormtail)
Well, who'd have thought?
(James)
Well, bless my soul
(Snape)
Well I kinda guessed...
(James) (ignoring Snape)
Well, who indeed?
(Wormtail)
And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?
(James)
It's so peculiar. Wait and see
(Wormtail) and (Snape)
I'll Wait and See/I'm getting bored
(Wormtail & James) (Snape)
A few days more
There may be something there that wasn't there before/Why do I even care?
(Snape)
So there may be something that there wasn't there before...oh well.
(James)
There may be something there that wasn't there before
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Death Eaters: What can you expect
From filthy little Mudbloods?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their bloods’ a hellish red
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
And worse
They're Mudbloods! Mudbloods!
Barely even Wizards
Mudbloods! Mudbloods!
Drive them from our school!
They're not like you and me Which means they must be distroyed
We must fire the wands of war!
They're mudbloods! Mudbloods!
Dirty muggle devils!
Now we fire the wands of war!
People against DL :This is what we feared
The Death eaters are a demon
The only thing they feel at all is greed
Beneath that cloaked hide
There's emptiness inside
I wonder if they even bleed
They're evil! Evil!
Barely even human
Evil! Evil!
Killers to the core
They're out to kill us
Which means they can't be trusted
We must fire the wands of war
They're evil! Evil!
First we duel with this one
Then we fire the wands of war
Death Eaters: Mudbloods! Mudbloods!
Let's go kill a few, men!
Others: Evil! Evil!
Now it's up to you, men!
Mudbloods! Evil!
Barely even wizards!
Now we fire the wands of war!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chim Chim Cher-Ee
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
We’re as clever
As clever can be
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Magic tricks will run off
If We shake 'ands with you
Or give us some Knuts
And will give some to you
Now as the ladder of life
'As been strung
You may think that we’re
On the bottommost rung
Though We spends our time
on the jokshops and pranks
In this 'ole wide world
There's no 'appier blokes
Up where the tricks is
All hidden and ready to jump
'Tween wands and cauldrens
Is the Weasley Twin’s world
When the's 'ardly no day
Nor 'ardly no night
There's things 'alf in shadow
And 'alf way in light
On the roof tops of London
Boom!, In a car with flight!
We choose our jokes with pride
Yes, we do
A broom for the teacher
And the broom wont fly
Though We’re covered with spots
From our 'ead to our toes
A twin knows 'e's welcome
Wherever the other goes
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
When you're with a twin
You're in glad company
No where is there
A more 'appier crew
Than them wot sings
"Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!"
On the chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tom: I'm gonna be a mighty lord
So Gryfindors beware!
[Slytherin:] Well I've never seen a lord of Wizards
With a muggle father!
[Tom:] I'm gonna be the evilest wizard
Like no lord was before
I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my horcruxs!!!
[Random Slytherin:] Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
[Tom:] Oh, I just can't wait to be Dark lord!
[Tom:] No one saying do this
[Soon to be death eater:] No one saying be nice to muggles
[Tom:] No one saying stop tourchering mudbloods!
[STBDE:] No one saying see here
[TOM:] Free to run and curse people all day
Free to do it my way!
[Teacher:] I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart
[TOm] Dark Lords don't need advice
From Mudblood lovers for a start
Teacher:] If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out
Out of service, out of England
I wouldn't hang about!
This child is getting wildly out of wand.
[Tom:]
Oh, I just can't wait to be dark lord
Every Slytherin join me
Everybody Gryfindor beware
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing there to curse you
[STBDE:] Not yet!!!
[Students:] Let every wizard go find a place to hide
Let's head to the hills with our wands and spell books
Voldermort’s gonna take control of everything
[TOm:]
Oh, I just can't wait to be dark lord!
Oh, I just can't wait to be dark lord!
Oh, I just can't wait to be Dark lord!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Severus Snape, Severus Snape
If he doesn't scare you no evil thing will
To see him is to take a sudden chill
Severus, Severus Snape
The curl of his lips, and the sneer on his face
All young wizards and witches should beware
He's like a spider waiting for the kill
Look out for Severus Snape
At first you think Snape is the devil
But after time has wore away the shock
You come to realize, you've seen his kind of eyes...
Watching you from the corner of the potions room
This overgrown bat, this in former Death Eater
He ought to be locked up and never released
Hogwarts was such a nice place until
Severus, Severus Snape
OC is on so I didnt have time to finish listing
ta ta my loves