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 I'm sorry Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007, explain to me again why is it that 1/5 of American's can't find America on a map?

So, let’s talk about the subway ride home I experienced this evening…

Walking through the platform on my way home from visiting Danielle and Erin, after my interview at Lucky’s, I slid through a well- camouflaged pool of piss. Hoping to god that no one noticed this unfortunate occurrence, I proceed on my journey down the platform. The only ( Read more... )

yagamiguy (10:33:08 AM): I had a dream last night that we were all on one of those shitty self-guided star tours in manhattan and we stumbled upon the gay dwellings of snape's actor and david bowie
Duelhaloz6 (10:33:34 AM): lol
Duelhaloz6 (10:34:12 AM): Better than my dream where I got into a fight with big foot and he tried to drown me but I snapped ( Read more... )

Dear Pace,

It is indeed better late than never.

. . . . . FUCKING FRANK!!!

Let it be known that I do not look kindly upon loser-ass nobodies from my naïve grade school days suddenly and uninvitedly reappearing to friend me on facebook.  

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Dear Terry Rice ( Read more... )

I discovered this chocolate caramel enchantment chai tea in my kitchen one evening and I decided to try it. You'd think with an extravagant name like chocolate caramel enchantment one would ... well, be enchanted. I, however, am not - it does smell nice though.

(Cali. in 12 days!)

IT IS a melancholy object to those who walk through this great town or travel in the country, when they see the streets, the roads, and cabin doors, crowded with beggars of the female sex, followed by three, four, or six children, all in rags and importuning every passenger for an alms. These mothers, instead of being able to work for their honest ( Read more... )