Meme

Mar 31, 2010 23:29

If you are reading this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me ( Read more... )

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flemco April 1 2010, 03:35:33 UTC
There was a smudge of sunblock on your shoulder.

You were dripping from head to toe in hog semen. I'd just pulled you from the burning wreckage of a stolen BMW. There were sirens in the air, as the Spetznatz were on their way. You still had half a handcuff clamped to your wrist, the suitcase itself long gone. Somewhere, a Spanish gang overlord wanted both of our heads on poles.

But as I pulled you out, toward my overcharged Honda motorcycle, I didn't wonder how you could hang on without being awake. I didn't wonder about the fucking gearshift that was stuck in your left thigh. I didn't even wonder about the lambskin thong you were wearing, which was now soaked in blood.

I could only wonder why there was a smudge of sunblock on your shoulder.

And you never did explain, you fuck. I fed you soup in that horrible Polish basement for seven weeks, but you never explained the sunblock.

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flemco April 1 2010, 04:50:54 UTC
I's a writer. It's what I do. especially when it's autobiographical.

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himemiyapinku April 1 2010, 04:58:59 UTC
Remember that time we went to the bowling alley? And that drunk guy pissed you off, so you hit him in the head with the bowling ball? Good times

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