Phonecalls from dad

[hanaurimusume]

A phone gets passed to me through the bathroom door.

Me: Hello?

Dad: Hello. What are you doing?

Don't say dyeing your armpithair pink don't say dyeing your armpit hair pink don't say dyeing your armpit hair pink

Me: Dyeing my..... armpit hair..... pink?

Dad: Oh.

Oops.Dad: So what have you been up to lately

Comments

[skittlewolf]

You dyed your armpit hair?

...I fucking love you.

[mewmewmew_]

My dad gets mad at me for volunteering so much instead of doing more that pays.

And I want to see photos of your armpits or it didn't happen.

[hypomanic_poet]

But volunteering actually makes you look really good to potential employers...They see you as a compassionate go-getter. Or something like that.

[chibi_hidaka]

Oh geez, your dad. I miss him. Haha.