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Nov 24, 2011 10:51

Apparently both of my brothers are dating extremely homophobic people, and my mother had been trying to hide the fact that they've talked shit about me in front of her ( Read more... )

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mewmewmew_ November 24 2011, 15:56:37 UTC
Now I extra wish I were going to your family's Thanksgiving dinner today, so we could make out in front of your brother's girlfriends.

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mewmewmew_ November 24 2011, 15:57:10 UTC
Oh, and I could have worn my Easter dress!

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hanaurimusume November 24 2011, 16:21:12 UTC
This, this would have been the icing on the cake. And this is exactly why we are friends and 'surviving the world' partners.

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whenimdead November 25 2011, 03:06:09 UTC
Next year we should gather up all the queers, wait until Art's family is watching tv in the living room, then parade all cross-dressed through the front door, in front of the tv, to Art's room, and Art will just say, "Oh I'm having some friends over and we're going to have an orgy, is that alright? We'll try to keep it down. I know how much you guys love football."

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teichan November 24 2011, 16:51:43 UTC
My little brother got an Australian WOMAN pregnant the first time she came down and paid him a visit a few years ago. Like, somehow in the time they were living in our house they got freaky and forgot to rubber up. Woman is in caps because she is easily 7-9 years older than him and already has like 2 kids in Australia anyway. Also they're known to talk shit about me all the time, but luckily it's behind everyone's back so nobody gives a shit.

Also i've been rejected from like 3 separate health insurance companies trying to apply for insurance so unless i can find a job that actually wants to keep me instead of throwing me away like the wrapping paper you spent forEVER trying to get nice on a present that's not even that good, i'm kind of screwed haha

What's goin on anywho? I haven't been on lj in forevers and suddenly people are still posting. Fuckin weird yo.

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hanaurimusume November 30 2011, 17:36:35 UTC
Oh nooooooooooooooooooo.
I think I am a wrapper too. Not only that, but so many places, even if they hire you, don't want to put you on full time so they won't have to hand out benefits. Seriously, my friends get put on for 39 hours a week which is just one hour under the full time bar OH MY GOD it makes me so mad.

I know, oh LJ. I just started trying to post again sometimes after a while because I figured 'hey, this exists'. I'm working and being poor and having bad luck and the usual. I hope good things are happening for you, even crappy job thing aside?

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whenimdead November 25 2011, 03:23:05 UTC
Sometimes I forget homophobic girls are a thing, like people forget bi is a thing. One time in the dorms, two girl roommates were lying on the same bed and the weird, possibly Christian, one grabbed the pillows and stuffed them in between her and the other girl to make a Gay Barrier.

I dunno, SHOVEL CHIPS in the kitchen
You're great. Shovel is so much funnier than shoveling.

I think some heteronorms think of things as gay instead of queer, because they don't even know what queer encompasses or means, and they think queer and gay are synonymous anyway. Like, anyone not heteronormative is labeled gay, no matter their gender/orientation. Straight transguy? Gay, not queer. Straight masculine girl? Gay, not queer. So, by their definition, you're totally gayyyyyyyy.

MOVING. OUT. YES. I kind of wanted to spy on your family and dogs though. I made your birthday box all awesome and I'm going to mail it to your current address tomorrow, so. You could probably pick it up if it gets there after you move, no? Yes.

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