It's good to address all of you again. I've been hibernating ( Read more... )

Could it be that I try way too hard? Can you tell that everything I do involves so much effort?

Peace, love, and I'm sorry I didn't address you with respect,
Hand Jackey

I'm going to do my best to become an asexual human being. I'd like to forget my anatomy even includes the organs necessary for copulation.

Peace, love, and I'm tired of being the stupid fuck,

Hand Jackey

There once was a guy named Jimmy Dean 'Dino. Jimmy Dean was a po' boy with too goddamn many brothers and sisters and worst of all, a mother who voted Democratic. He thanks God what she wrote on the ballot didn't affect the way she raised her children. Goddamn. They were honest, hard workin', communist hatin' members of this perfect society we ( Read more... )

I had fun looking through the yearbook today. You're pretty. So are you ( Read more... )

Today must have been the lamest 4th of July ever. Even though the fireworks were decent, that doesn't make up for having to watch it with your parents and their friends and none of your own. Blame that on CJ and Dylan ( Read more... )

Hello. Greetings from Hallmark. Try not to eat meat. Screw you, I like the feeling of animals between my teeth ( Read more... )

It's sad. But I like to talk about money. And the various ways it gets in my pocket. Shut up ( Read more... )

Since I now drive a big yuppie car, I now to need to make sure I can keep my big yuppie job by getting a big yuppie haircut every month and half or so. So, I've been asking for more hours at work to pay for that big yuppie car's insurance. This week I only had 13 but then I filled in for someone yesterday so I'll probably be up to 18 or 19. And ( Read more... )

I'm not really sure what country music is ( Read more... )