This made me laugh my ass off.

[handleschmandle]

I have never seen the original The Wicker Man nor have I seen this remake bullshit, but this just about made my co-worker and I fall off of our chairs.

From the "STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE!" to the punching out chicks while wearing a fucking bear costume to the bee attack (is he gargling the bees?!).  I'm literally laughing out loud in my office just

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[nightcircle]

THis would be 20,000 times funnier if you'd actually seen the original Wicker Man. I swear if I have to watch that fuckin' vampire movie, you have to watch Wicker Man, Halloween, and all the Friday the 13th movies IN A ROW. Then you would not be such a FREAK OF NATURE because WHO THE HELL HAS NEVER SEEN HALLOWEEN, DUDE??? ONLY YOU! ONLY YOU! I'm just sayin'

FREAK OF NATURE?!

[handleschmandle]

Okay, I'll give you that. BUT, I have seen some of the Halloween AND Friday the 13th films SO YOU NEED TO TOADALLY RELAX IT!

I already let you off the hook on that "fuckin' vampire movie" so there's no need to get crazy and make me do an eighty-three hour movie marathon! The only way I could counteract that would be to do one of my awesome guitar solos that lasts for a couple of hours. Just say the word and I'll get into my zebra-striped spandex pants!