I am concerned for your moral well-being. As you know, the Bible explicitly warns youngsters against the temptations of Cigarettes, Sex, and Pecan Pie, and I fear you are being led astray. Also, it has come to my attention that you are already participating in 2 (two) other immoral activities: Espresso Drinking and Sodomy. Please consider discussing your proclivity for such devious behaviour with a Priest. Maybe even a Catholic Priest 'cause then you can get some good ol' birthday booty if not from Craig. Mwwhahaha. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday!!! And just remember, even though I didn't send you a gift, that doesn't mean I don't love you. Once you're back in New York, maybe I'll buy you an "I fucked somebody under 18" t-shirt, or...something like that.
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Run for cover motherfuckers!
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I am concerned for your moral well-being.
As you know, the Bible explicitly warns youngsters against the temptations of Cigarettes, Sex, and Pecan Pie, and I fear you are being led astray.
Also, it has come to my attention that you are already participating in 2 (two) other immoral activities: Espresso Drinking and Sodomy. Please consider discussing your proclivity for such devious behaviour with a Priest.
Maybe even a Catholic Priest 'cause then you can get some good ol' birthday booty if not from Craig.
Mwwhahaha.
Happy birthday.
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Farah
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Giulia
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