So I was reading the senior wills and Nicole W. left me and "Kourtney" a trip to the woods. Oh lawdy Bruney your double deuce was so much fun! I will miss all those damn PK's

More pics from first year

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Since first year is over I decided I should post some of my favorite times of this year!!


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I rule the world today. I aced my stats final, aced my History term paper that is worth 20% of my grade, and then aced my history final. alls I gotta do is finish my paper for public speaking and Im d-o-n-e

I found you miss new booty.

MIDNIGHT BREAKFAST IS THE SHIT ( Read more... )

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I am trying to look for a summer job over the internet. NO luck. all I want is retail or office clerk. I have experience, but why does it seem like there is nothing? My only prospect is a sales position at Antiques at the Loop, but they probably want an old lady. Does anyone need a receptionist? Im really good!

I hate finals.

My friend Micheal just reminded me of this ode to abortion I wrote senior year:

There once was a fetus
And I didn't want it to meet us.
SO I went for an abortion,
But I could only afford a portion,
So I had a headless fetus.

God I got bored in Creative writing. I am so HILARIOUS!