Adult Meme
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Not really.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever tha hell I feel like it.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Don't sleep
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Souls.
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
No.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I'll take 'em off if I wanna. Who tha hell needs money?
7. Shower or bath?
Don't care.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
...
9. Mexican or Chinese?
...neither.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Me > You = Always
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Pfft.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Those loser? Hell no.
13. Love or money?
Don't need either.
14. Credit cards or cash?
...stupid question is this?
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
HA. Which ones I like is faster.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Blow 'em both up.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Heh.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
...fucking stupid.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
...
20. Ever been to a bar?
...
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Wouldn't GO ta one.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Che. Ain't so fuckin' weak.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yeah.
24. Favorite drink?
Don't need it.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Movie?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Don't keep track.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Depends on what ya consider work.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
...?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
All these retarded questions.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
If I wanted to.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Who cares?
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
Only wrong if they c'n prove it.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Whoever this fuckin' computer decides ta force it on.
...damn computer.