I've often been told that I'm not on the same planet with most people, I'm an odd thinker. In order to decipher exactly what planet I am on. I'm going to write about random things that pop into my head between the hours of 1:48pm and 5pm. Enjoy. Or don't. I don't care ( Read more... )

I got absolutely nothing accomplished this weekend.

The end.

Hmmmm.

I got on the scale the other day and saw that I'm now over 300 lbs. Yay.

Ok, this shit has officially got to stop. So I'm asking all of my friends out there to please be a dick to me about my weight as much as possible and see to it that I don't go overboard with food. We can do this!

Damn it, it's time for me to bring sexy back.

You know, I really don't update this thing as often as I should ( Read more... )

I'm about to get another promotion in the next weeks ( Read more... )

Dear Michael Vick,

You sir, are a nigger.

Fuck yourself,
Stuart Lewis

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