false accusations

[handstocreate]

i received a phonecall somewhere around 3 am, shortly after arriving home from driving through bazillions of inches of snow and having a blast perfecting the power-slide. (and yes, i did manage to finally pull it off successfully) back to the point. here is how the phone conversation went:
"hey! is the nasty milf there?" some drunk bastard is

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[aesthetic]

hehehe
I'm married to a MILF. :-D *beams* lol

[liquidmanifesto]

you shouldve told him the paragraph above "sorry, you have the wrong number"