Fictitious Sex
I appreciate all kinds of sex. Especially painless versions!
Hence I was delighted to be tagged by serabut for this meme. The names listed are in no particular order.
- Green Lantern Kyle Rayner, the most imaginative of the earth-born Green Lanterns. I have great fun thinking up ways he uses his ring to arouse a woman.
- Dr. Jonathan Crane as performed by Cillian Murphy in Batman Begins. Brilliant, pretty, creepy guy. I like Murphy's version so much better than the original Scarecrow.
- Timothy Drake a.k.a. Robin. I know, he's fourteen and I'm twenty-four. But I was sixteen when I first fell in lust with him damn it, and it wasn't that perverted for a sixteen-year-old to lust after a fourteen-year-old! In my head, I'm still sixteen. So there!
- Greg Sanders, of C.S.I. Brilliant, pretty, creepy. Fun!
- Lord Peter Wimsey, created by Dorothy L. Sayers. Now he kinda enters dachinchilla's set of tastes, being in his forties, but he's brilliant and debonair, with just that touch of post-war madness that makes him affect my lust for creepiness.
- Tarzan a.k.a. John Clayton as performed by Casper van Dien in Tarzan and the Lost City. Not much personality, but I can't resist muscled, nearly naked men. I drool.
- Mathayus The Scorpion King as performed by the Rock in The Scorpion King. Another buff, nearly naked man. And this time, with a tad more personality! And colour. Man, that golden skin looks seriously yummilicious.
- Perrin "Goldeneyes" Aybara of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series. Buff. Not naked, sadly, but going mad, which is just tantalizing.
- Martin Q. Blank as performed by John Cusack in Grosse Pointe Blank. Cusack is hot to look at. But a chain smoker. That just won't do. Blank is much hotter in personality than Cusack. Whee!
- Callisto as performed by Hudson Leick in Xena. I refuse to explain. It should be obvious by now.
I tag tariq_kamal and that's it.