Dear Cupid,
Please. Just send me this for Valentine's Day. And I will be good to go for the next 20 years.


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I was going to explain this but I think it is better left unsaid ( Read more... )

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Dear livejournal and anyone who cares which is no one,
I am s0 so h0t I've posted all these pics of myself so all of you can get super jealous of me. Normally I wouldn't be so shallow but I mean I just did an 8ball by myself and I'm b000redd l0lz!


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Dear Benjamin Reed Lemmond ( Read more... )

fucker told me he wanted to kiss me. I hate forwardpeople. take everything out of that unsure first kiss moment wehre you look down and hesitate weighing what will happen if they dont want it but you risk it and its perfect. also said he liked that part of garden state where they kissed and the sun shined right on them. how lame and fake deep. six ( Read more... )

Dear Iz ( Read more... )

I wonder if I will ever see what I look like in bones, sometimes I want to be all angles. I want to wear a lacey racy yellow dress way above the knee and smoke French cigarettes. I got so angry when you said you didn't want to be yourself because I have to be me and he has to be him and she has to be her. And there is no escaping that, not even in ( Read more... )

oh. my. GOD. how can someone be this sexy? aslkjfhskdjhgafsfghsals;jfs;ldjfsdl;jg

This is love. I probably needed a laugh like this

My colorblind pilot bloodbrother ( Read more... )