i just got a speeding ticket for going 67 in a 50 zone. thanks god

i watched two really great movies last night on IFC. the first was mr oliver stone's "salvador". the acting was great, the camera work was great, the plot was great. after watching the movie i was sad though. i made me think what had happened to this talented director. after he made the sub par "natural born killers" he got caught in that style of ( Read more... )

for those of you who arent in the know...here in southern california there has been a rash of freeway shootings. 9 shootings in the past 5 months, and 4 of those resulted in deaths. the latest shooting happened in the 55 freeway in the city of tustin. a 17 year old caucasian driver was shot at while on the freeway. when interviewed on tv about the ( Read more... )

speaking of plane crashes, my friend died in a plane crash last night, how weird and sad is that?! here's the email i got this morning:

"Listen to how crazy this is. Ryans brother and his girlfriend were supposed to drive out from Las Vegas yesterday and we were all going to go out to dinner for his brothers birthday but his girlfriends dad died ( Read more... )

but seriously folks, lighting and thunder, more of the thunder woke me up last night at around 3am. it woke me up and i decided to get up and urinate. while i was standing and relieving myself i could see lighting hitting the treetops across from my home. i never really cared about lighting, it was just something that happened. i never really ( Read more... )

i got up early this morning so that i could post all the pics of me and my friends late night field trip to numerous bars and clubs getting proper fucked up and inebriated. but then i remember that im a dirty old fat man with no friends and i never went out last night. all i did was stay home and watch gi joe season 1 on dvd and slowly cry myself ( Read more... )

happy birthday mr james brown. you recorded two of my all time favorite albums ("cold sweat" and "live at the apollo theatre") and you have snorted more coke and beat more women then i could in two lifetimes. happy birthday you funk and soul singing creep.


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR WILLIE NELSON. TODAY YOU ARE 72 YEARS OLD AND YOU ARE ONE OF THE LAST REMAINING LIVING HEROES I HAVE. YOU MADE ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS EVER RECORDED ("RED HEADED STRANGER") AND YOU CONTINUE TO MAKE EXCELLENT MUSIC AS YOU MATURE. I AM WILL BE SEEING YOU TONIGHT AT THE GREEK THEATRE MY FRIEND.


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a great group conversation about star wars with three of the biggest and well known star wars fans: simon pegg, edgar wright and kevin smith

http://www.empireonline.co.uk/starwars/transcript.asp

the chickens are coming home to roost ya'll

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/georgearomeroslandofthedead.html