Beware the wrath of Earth Mother.

[hannah_marisahl]

"Hannah, will you be DD? Oh, and we can't give you gas money, but we'll try to smoke in your mom's car, fuck with the pre-sets, and tell shitty, drunken jokes while smelling like cheap vodka."
"Hey! I haven't talked to you in 3 weeks, but how are you? Uh-huh, listen, I need some advice..."
"Hannah! I need a ride!"
"Hannah! I need sex!"
"Hannah! I need

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[whats_unspoken]

So, are they asking for sex, or just complaining to you?

[hannah_marisahl]

Usually, they complain about not having it, then ask me for it, then complain about me not giving it to them. Then they try again.