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Aug 08, 2007 00:40

i just had the most pleasant conversation with a purported internet stalker using the aim sn 'youre lame fgt'. i do hope he messages again. *cackles*

yourelamefgt (11:29:08 PM): hey
ravenclawfirstie (11:29:38 PM): umm hello
youre lame fgt (11:29:50 PM): asl?
ravenclawfirstie (11:30:01 PM): right, who is this?
youre lame fgt (11:30:09 PM): age sex location?
ravenclawfirstie (11:31:06 PM): yeah, no shit, who is this?
youre lame fgt (11:31:17 PM): cheecy
ravenclawfirstie (11:31:28 PM): okay
ravenclawfirstie (11:31:33 PM): that doesn't answer the question
youre lame fgt (11:31:55 PM): i told you
youre lame fgt (11:31:57 PM): im cheecy
ravenclawfirstie (11:32:16 PM): uh huh, should i know you already?
youre lame fgt (11:32:25 PM): yea
ravenclawfirstie (11:33:08 PM): well, if you already know me, then you should know i don't answer asl questions :-)
youre lame fgt (11:33:33 PM): oh
“youre lame fgt” is away from the computer as of 11:34:47 PM.
youre lame fgt (11:34:57 PM): actually
youre lame fgt (11:35:10 PM): im fifty year old man ready to rape you
youre lame fgt (11:35:14 PM): kk thanks
ravenclawfirstie (11:35:23 PM): okay

Auto response from youre lame fgt: teen angst
“youre lame fgt” has stopped using the computer at 11:53:00 PM, and is now considered idle.
ravenclawfirstie (12:02:46 AM): goddamnit, alright, i have no idea who you are, but if you feel like fessing up, let me know
ravenclawfirstie (12:07:30 AM): ...please? :'(
“youre lame fgt” has started using the computer again at 12:15:35 AM.
youre lame fgt (12:15:57 AM): omfg
youre lame fgt (12:16:00 AM): im a stalker
“youre lame fgt” is back at the computer as of 12:16:37 AM.
ravenclawfirstie (12:16:41 AM): obviously
youre lame fgt (12:16:51 AM): OK SO STFU GTFO BLOCK ME BYE
ravenclawfirstie (12:17:05 AM): not till you answer your own question
ravenclawfirstie (12:17:15 AM): i don't block people
youre lame fgt (12:17:26 AM): then ill block you
ravenclawfirstie (12:17:37 AM): wtf? don't be such a turd
ravenclawfirstie (12:18:12 AM): hmmm, let's see, you can spell but don't use punctuation
ravenclawfirstie (12:18:42 AM): and you must have an lj account cos that's the only place on teh internets that my aim sn is posted
youre lame fgt (12:18:59 AM): OK
youre lame fgt (12:19:01 AM): GREAT
youre lame fgt (12:19:02 AM): BYE
ravenclawfirstie (12:22:17 AM): alright, fine, if it's not chip or Earle, i have no fucking clue, you little pain in the ass
youre lame fgt (12:23:07 AM): OK IF IM A PAIN
youre lame fgt (12:23:08 AM): BLOCK
youre lame fgt (12:23:09 AM): ME
ravenclawfirstie (12:23:14 AM): nope
ravenclawfirstie (12:23:27 AM): cos i'm enjoying myself way too much whilst irritating you
ravenclawfirstie (12:23:29 AM): this is fun
ravenclawfirstie (12:23:34 AM): continue to be irritated
youre lame fgt (12:23:41 AM): dead babies
ravenclawfirstie (12:23:46 AM): uh huh
ravenclawfirstie (12:25:18 AM): sooooo...A/S/L, BIG BOY??
youre lame fgt (12:25:28 AM): 55 / m / your ass
ravenclawfirstie (12:25:34 AM): oooooooo
ravenclawfirstie (12:25:37 AM): goodie
ravenclawfirstie (12:25:59 AM): so is it fifty or 55, make up your mind
youre lame fgt (12:26:09 AM): both
ravenclawfirstie (12:30:01 AM): and in what einsteinian world does that principle hold true, cheese jizz?
youre lame fgt (12:30:38 AM): when you're a homosexual, how tight does your ass get?
ravenclawfirstie (12:32:37 AM): *cackles*
“youre lame fgt” is away from the computer as of 12:37:05 AM.
ravenclawfirstie (12:37:09 AM): seriously, i only know one person who asks 'asl?' all the time, so if you're not Him, then tell me how you found my screen name
youre lame fgt (12:37:25 AM): JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
youre lame fgt (12:37:26 AM): OK
youre lame fgt (12:37:31 AM): IDFK YOU
youre lame fgt (12:37:34 AM): IM NOT GOD SORRY
youre lame fgt (12:37:36 AM): SO BYE
youre lame fgt (12:37:38 AM): GOODBYE
“youre lame fgt” is back at the computer as of 12:37:59 AM.
“youre lame fgt” signed off at 12:37:59 AM.

seriously though- who in the hell??
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