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red foreman is totally on star trek voyager. *squee*

have been feeling remarkably sane lately. perhaps blowing up at my boss was a good idea. :D it wasn't pretty...lots of obscenities. am surprised was not fired ( Read more... )

if al sharpton shows up in clyde, it is so my fault *facepalm* also oops and i'm sorry to manda for not returning your text yesterday. Had it in my head that you and beth would definitely sit together and she would fill you in. Bad amy, no cookie. Oh, earle's kitty died. Poor figment. His only crime was eating anything and everything in his ( Read more... )

i am bidding on tao lin's chapbook on ebay. it is the rarest chapbook in existence. he is such a sexy bitch. read this, if you don't believe me. *cackles maniacally ( Read more... )

remind me to post about stripper poles in music videos later. also, apologies for not responding to comments lately- computer access has been erratic ( Read more... )

arggh i got my monthly, accidentally-stolen copy of rolling stone a week or so ago...hunter s. thompson graces the cover. a new biography is coming out and the cover article is derived from the book, which is composed of interviews from close friends and such. i didn't want to like him, due to his popularity with the anarchists of popular culture ( Read more... )

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"i just don't know what to do with myself" ~~~the white stripes (pole dancing courtesy kate moss, film courtesy sofia coppola)

give napoleon a nice rubdown for me :P

*edit* btw, you guys should vote for what my halloween costume will be. either tia from pirates of the caribbean, bellatrix again, or the angel of death (surprisingly my dad's ( Read more... )

i heart gabriel iglesias, fool. he makes me wet myself *waits for someone to catch the double entendre* so, i put my halloween nails on today...but they were pissing me off, so it was off to sally's for acetone, a manicure dish, and some cuticle sticks i swiped from the loo. :D hopefully i won't fuck it up the next time :P welp, better post ( Read more... )

dodododo. i'm eatin' my deelishous asaka leftovers and catching up on internets. it's amazing how little i care lately. hehehe, maybe i for realz ought to stay away from teh caffeines- i mean, hell, even stephanie and chasity noticed how different i was acting the other day (while not under the influence of mountain dew ( Read more... )