Fuck you, rain. Not only did you get my pretty new clogs all nasty, but now my pants make this squishy squelchy noise when I walk. Why couldn't you amount to something nice, like snow?
Did the mean ol' rain also ruin the pink sweater and matching nail polish you were going to wear? I'd swear this were written by a girl if I wasn't so sure you had a penis.
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juuuuust kidding.
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