Get thee behind me, Vegas!

[hannahchan]

Why do I always get these offers of all-expenses-paid press junkets on days when it's cold and dreary?

[Gigantic unnamed luxury Vegas hotel chain] invites you to explore all the entertainment options Las Vegas has to offer

Comments

[lala_lisa]

um...I don't have those kinds of ethics. Please to forward me the offer so I can pretend to be you for a little while.

[hannahchan]

Ha! You're planning on getting me banned from Vegas, aren't you?

[jazzometer]

I will happily act as your stringer, and go for you, but then file a piece so god awful that you can explain that you couldn't print anything from it, and that you will never use me again . . .

~ M

[hannahchan]

Wow. That scheme is awesome. I'm half-tempted to put it into action, just out of sheer respect for it.