Nightmare scenario

[hannahchan]

Dear Lord,

I know we don't talk much, seeing as how You don't have much of an active role in my life and I'm not even certain that You exist, but still, if You could find it in Your infinite mercy and wisdom to make sure that I don't wind up like this, I'd really appreciate it. I mean, I understand that we don't all get to die in mansions surrounded

Comments

[lala_lisa]

oh, yeah, sad...This is why it helps to not only have friends but to have friends who will hide your porn for you if you die unexpectedly.

[hannahchan]

I would TOTALLY hide your porn for you!

[noralita]

I would hide your Ipod, um, accesory!

[hannahchan]

Ha! And make sure the iPod wasn't stuck on anything embarassing.

[noralita]

brought to you by teh "Baltimore - what happened there?" Dept. Really, if not even the neighbors notice...oh yeah. the 1980s. Run down E. Baltimore. What neighbors? This is the perfect followup to the current Urbanite article about Granny's house.

[hannahchan]

Wow, good essay. Thanks! PS My first home was on Castle Street, not far from there.

[wasabi_poptart]

That is totally how I want my remains to be found. Except, I want to be on the toilet, reading a Frederick's of Hollywood catalog.

[hannahchan]

Tell you what, I'll take all the porn from Lala's place and scatter it around yours.

[greyplanet]

weird. that article was like having my palms read.

[hannahchan]

Your very hairy palms? Har!