OMG, so scared!
Okay, so I am supposed to write down the name of 12 TG characters. If you do this, pick the names before you click the lj-cut!
1. Margie
2. Hargreaves
3. Charlie
4. Rylie
5. Thatcher
6. Kenneth
7. Cadogan
8. Isaac
9. Noah
10. Lolita
11. Adriana
12. Ben
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Kenneth and Adriana? Totally possible! Oh man, can you imagine that scenario? Suddenly, Adriana becomes interested in younger men. Then Kenneth explains to Lissianna, "Well, you're great and all, but Adriana is TEH SEX. So excuse me while I court your cousin." Muahaha. I'd read it, mehbeh.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I'd have to ask Rich or Chris (or Troy?) what they think of Rylie. I personally think she isn't HAWTLICIOUS, but is more sexy in a sophisticated way.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
MPREG HAR HAR HAR. Oh teh dramas! Well, I suppose they'd have a very good-looking child.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I can bloody write one, thank you very much. Noah is the apple of my eye.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hargreaves doesn't do 'couple'. Hargreaves also doesn't do men. I'm sorry Kenneth, but Hargreaves doesn't have feelings for anyone. He has sex for reproduction purposes only. There must be an heir to the Beckett line. He will not hold you lovingly, he will not enjoy himself, he will simply continue on in his cold, heartless ways for eternity - never knowing why others consider the human touch to be sensual when he sees it as filth.
And he's with Camdyn in the future, so take THAT, whore! *pats the Kenneth*
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Thatcher and Lolita? Hardly. THATCHER/NOAH OTP. THOAH. NOATCHER. HOT HOT BETS OF LURVE.
(Well, actually, everyone knows Thatcher/Merlin is where it's at. MERCHERRR)
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Mad would suddenly change her mind about making it Cadogan who catches them and send Avis in, who would probably throw a bitch fit and kill Hargreaves with her bare hands. Ferin, on the other hand, would say, "Well, I always had this feeling about Ben... you know, after all that Merlin closeness, and Hargreaves is ridiculously sexy." Cadogan would frown and remind everyone that there is no sex in Hogwarts. If he can't get any, no one gets any, because he is sex on a stick, am I right?
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Charlie Kerrigan has always had a thirst for taking risks. Lolita Damon hungers for the satisfaction of crushing a male's ego. When the Hufflepuff prefects find themselves in a near death experience, Lolita is forced to realise that not all men are arrogant, and Charlie Kerrigan takes the biggest risk of all. PLZ R&R SLASH MPREG HP/DM LOLZ WTF ROFLCOPTER
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
There isn't, but CAN THERE BE PLEASE? Margie and Isaac, in the library, books of l'amour!
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
When History Meets Misery. A widowed Professor, a rebellious young teen... will they find companionship through 'Hogwarts, A History'?
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
OHSWEETJAYSUS, what lunacy! Erm... irony. Somehow I would incorporate irony.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Chriiiiiistopher? Do you have any Cadogan/Mac Thorne fics hiding somewhere? HMMN? No? Then everyone should read When History Meets Misery.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Charlie is so, so gay. Pfft. Actually, whoever has read Channa. :)
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Emily. Duh. I do too, though! Now that I think about it, I have written Adriana. I win.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Hargreaves/Rylie/Thatcher? What in bleedin' hell is going on there? I don't think anyone is insane enough to take that kind of triangle on.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I SHOULD HAVE SAID NO, TROY! (Yes, Lolita, you should have you silly girl)
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"HEY, YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!" (Oh, but you do, poor Isaac. You do.)
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: RUN MARGIE, RUN
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I'm asexual." For some reason, I think that might pique her interest.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Has anyone written anything about Thatcher? They should.
What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
hair gel?
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
THE IRONY! IT BURNS! I think Adriana, if she were VERY VERY VERY drunk, would shag the brains out of Noah. It's inevitable, really.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Cadogan? *vomits*
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it." So... Noah and Margie are dating, but Noah runs off with Rylie. Margie has a one night stand with Adriana... and a relationship with Ben. Thatcher suggests she date Charlie, and then they get together and are happeh.
Margilicious. I could see Noah and Rylie together though, if they weren't both played by me and Troy wouldn't totally flip out. Poor freaking Margie. Though, she's also lucky because CHARLIE. So.. um... yeah, no one is writing this one.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I'd say, "WRONG CHRIS CHARACTER, CADOGAN. You know you love the Mac Thorne!"
PS: HOW COME IN EVERYONE ELSE'S MEMES, ERIK IS HAVING SEX WITH EVERYONE!?
1. Margie
2. Hargreaves
3. Charlie
4. Rylie
5. Thatcher
6. Kenneth
7. Cadogan
8. Isaac
9. Noah
10. Lolita
11. Adriana
12. Ben
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Kenneth and Adriana? Totally possible! Oh man, can you imagine that scenario? Suddenly, Adriana becomes interested in younger men. Then Kenneth explains to Lissianna, "Well, you're great and all, but Adriana is TEH SEX. So excuse me while I court your cousin." Muahaha. I'd read it, mehbeh.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I'd have to ask Rich or Chris (or Troy?) what they think of Rylie. I personally think she isn't HAWTLICIOUS, but is more sexy in a sophisticated way.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
MPREG HAR HAR HAR. Oh teh dramas! Well, I suppose they'd have a very good-looking child.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I can bloody write one, thank you very much. Noah is the apple of my eye.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hargreaves doesn't do 'couple'. Hargreaves also doesn't do men. I'm sorry Kenneth, but Hargreaves doesn't have feelings for anyone. He has sex for reproduction purposes only. There must be an heir to the Beckett line. He will not hold you lovingly, he will not enjoy himself, he will simply continue on in his cold, heartless ways for eternity - never knowing why others consider the human touch to be sensual when he sees it as filth.
And he's with Camdyn in the future, so take THAT, whore! *pats the Kenneth*
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Thatcher and Lolita? Hardly. THATCHER/NOAH OTP. THOAH. NOATCHER. HOT HOT BETS OF LURVE.
(Well, actually, everyone knows Thatcher/Merlin is where it's at. MERCHERRR)
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Mad would suddenly change her mind about making it Cadogan who catches them and send Avis in, who would probably throw a bitch fit and kill Hargreaves with her bare hands. Ferin, on the other hand, would say, "Well, I always had this feeling about Ben... you know, after all that Merlin closeness, and Hargreaves is ridiculously sexy." Cadogan would frown and remind everyone that there is no sex in Hogwarts. If he can't get any, no one gets any, because he is sex on a stick, am I right?
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Charlie Kerrigan has always had a thirst for taking risks. Lolita Damon hungers for the satisfaction of crushing a male's ego. When the Hufflepuff prefects find themselves in a near death experience, Lolita is forced to realise that not all men are arrogant, and Charlie Kerrigan takes the biggest risk of all. PLZ R&R SLASH MPREG HP/DM LOLZ WTF ROFLCOPTER
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
There isn't, but CAN THERE BE PLEASE? Margie and Isaac, in the library, books of l'amour!
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
When History Meets Misery. A widowed Professor, a rebellious young teen... will they find companionship through 'Hogwarts, A History'?
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
OHSWEETJAYSUS, what lunacy! Erm... irony. Somehow I would incorporate irony.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Chriiiiiistopher? Do you have any Cadogan/Mac Thorne fics hiding somewhere? HMMN? No? Then everyone should read When History Meets Misery.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Charlie is so, so gay. Pfft. Actually, whoever has read Channa. :)
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Emily. Duh. I do too, though! Now that I think about it, I have written Adriana. I win.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Hargreaves/Rylie/Thatcher? What in bleedin' hell is going on there? I don't think anyone is insane enough to take that kind of triangle on.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I SHOULD HAVE SAID NO, TROY! (Yes, Lolita, you should have you silly girl)
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"HEY, YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!" (Oh, but you do, poor Isaac. You do.)
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: RUN MARGIE, RUN
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I'm asexual." For some reason, I think that might pique her interest.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Has anyone written anything about Thatcher? They should.
What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
hair gel?
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
THE IRONY! IT BURNS! I think Adriana, if she were VERY VERY VERY drunk, would shag the brains out of Noah. It's inevitable, really.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Cadogan? *vomits*
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it." So... Noah and Margie are dating, but Noah runs off with Rylie. Margie has a one night stand with Adriana... and a relationship with Ben. Thatcher suggests she date Charlie, and then they get together and are happeh.
Margilicious. I could see Noah and Rylie together though, if they weren't both played by me and Troy wouldn't totally flip out. Poor freaking Margie. Though, she's also lucky because CHARLIE. So.. um... yeah, no one is writing this one.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I'd say, "WRONG CHRIS CHARACTER, CADOGAN. You know you love the Mac Thorne!"
PS: HOW COME IN EVERYONE ELSE'S MEMES, ERIK IS HAVING SEX WITH EVERYONE!?