cool granny

[hannelore_k]

This is such a cute story about an old lady who likes Metallica.

www.thegauntlet.com/article/339/16985/85-Year-old-Granny-to-Attend-Metallica-Concert.html

I love this:
"People think I'm weird. But I'm sorry, I like it loud."

That is so going to be me when I'm 85, except I'll still be blasting Rammstein...

Also, here are some old wtf? advertisements. I

Comments

[elandae]

I'm totally picturing this 85 year old woman at a Metallica concert, front row and flashing them. It ain't a pretty mental picture, man. lol

And wtf. blow it in her face? I'm sure any number of very stupid males went up to some woman in a bar and full on blew cigarette smoke in their face. good plan, boys, stick with that one.

Oh my GOD, though. Douche... with...LYSOL?! My brain is completely incapable of handling the massive wad of WTF-ery that is. I... o.O

The last ad is clearly the best. Yes, boys. Put yours heaaads together. I actually heartily approve of this ad.

[hannelore_k]

Ewww. Not a good mental picture. I promise when I am 85 I will not flash R+ at their concerts. Although I'm sure my 85-year-old breasts will still look hot and perky. Not as perky as Richard's, but still perky. :P

I totally don't get the blow it in her face thing. I mean, if she likes it so much wouldn't she just be smokin' it? And dude, anyone who blows ANYTHING in my face is gonna get punched.

The Lysol thing made me cringe. I don't know if Lysol ever actually made a feminine hygiene product, but from the wording in that creepy ass ad I think it may have just been .... Lysol. And the fact that they used the words "vaginal canal" makes me want to run screaming into the night. I am reminded of Ralph from the Simpsons when he said "it tastes like.... burrrrning."

Happy naked men + shower + combined heads = Good! :P

[elandae]

You can flash them at me, baby. But really... the idea of some old woman doing that at a concert is making my brain curdle... LOL

I know just what you mean... that really is not a pleasant thing to be doing. But then again, those ads are pretty often casually sexist.

Even if it wasn't actual Lysol, that is a disturbing ad. LOL It does, that just... there are some terms that just should not be used, ever.

I will second that. Heartily! I just saaid Heatily. LOL

[lisa_thecat]

I remember the ads - they are so funny! I like the group shower one the best. Because of all the naked men, of course...

And the granny should try Rammstein. I'm sure she's love it!!!

[hannelore_k]

I couldn't remember if I ever reposted these ads. They are ..... strange. But of course, happy naked wet men are always a pleasure. :)

I thought the same thing!!! I bet that granny would totally love Rammstein!!! I can just imagine her saying "that Richard is a real cutie. And I love the way Chrissy bangs them drums!"

[aquila0212]

You and me, baby -- that's gonna be us. Old rock chicks... *pass me the Bengay, would you sweetie? Ah thanks, I threw out my neck headbanging*

[hannelore_k]

Yep, totally! So nice to know I'll still have a partner in crime when I'm using a walker. I'll be knocking on your door with my Bengay and a bottle of blackberry brandy... and you'll be blasting Pussy! ;)

[aquila0212]

We can watch R+ vids and clack our gums to it LOL That is, if these boys don't kill us well before that!