The only thing worse than having to work on Saturday is going to work on Saturday and not doing anything for four hours.

Anybody remember "compassionate conservatism"? Do you think President Bush does?

How bad has it been? I've been listening to Metal Machine Music unironically.

Losing grip. Losing desire. Anhedonia, here I come.

For your consideration: Sarah Palin 2008=Thomas Eagleton 1972, by way of Harriet Miers 2005. Discuss.

Quoth the Ziegler: "There is literally no one I do not hate right now."

If you've ever had to buy new clothes on the way to work...you might be me.

I got my lunch today from Sonic!

Workplace apathy is reaching hilarious new heights today.

Hmmm...maybe I don't need Twitter after all.