Jade and I don't like that triple S.

Jade and I like that dark drank.

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I got prank called last night by some fellas. It was real sweet. Being told you are loved by random people in a falsetto voice at midnight ranks right up there.

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I have read some sad ass books in my time. But Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince is the sad-assiest.

I like to drink Diet Hansen's all natural Ginger Ale and call it Hen-a-rale and pretend like its Hennessy.