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[hanson_taylor]

I want to have a steamy affair with a cup of coffee while I debate the merits of boyfriend stealing. I guess I was just born bad

Comments

[mtrachtenberg]

If by help you, you mean make a videotape of you doing...well anything...naked, I have a camera and a tripod.

[hanson_taylor]

i think your dads will beat me. what does your shirt say?

[mtrachtenberg]

what they don't know won't hurt you

"the best girls are from Brooklyn"

[hanson_taylor]

they will

that must mean you live there

[pitt]

I'm a proud card carrying member of that group and can't believe you would consider leaving. Who will bring the penis shaped cookies to the meetings if you go?

[hanson_taylor]

sob you only want me for my cooking

[kknightley]

boyfriend stealing is the perfect way to pass a bit of time, who would dare debate you over it

[hanson_taylor]

i like your hair it's boyish can i steal you instead

[kknightley]

thanks, it's more like this one now
sure, my pseudo boyfriend wants to shag you though

[hanson_taylor]

well then how do you feel about 2 for 1

[ben_jelen]

i'd offer to help but mila will kill me

[hanson_taylor]

well i wouldn't want to contribute to your death

[elenoire_c]

Oh the 90's were quite wonderful indeed...cos at least back then if I fancied you there was the whole rush of it being "illegal" to some extent.

[hanson_taylor]

sob i think i peaked at puberty

[elenoire_c]

Ah well, you can always get a false ID and claim to still be 16. But then they'd probably make you sing MMMBop again....

[hanson_taylor]

oh like i'm not still singing it