Martin Swanson: "As me and my friends, the boys in Province Town used to say, 'We did our work, now it's time to get HIGH...but we always did our work FIRST!'"

Ms. Rosen on the topic of drilling oil in alaska: "Who wants baby seals covered in oil? NOT ME."

lavieboheme10 (4:38:56 PM): If I could I would shrink myself and sink through your skin to your blood cells and remove whatever makes you hurt but I am too weak to be your cure..So I'm asking you to shine it on and stick around I'm not writing my goodbyes. I'm not letting you check out You will beat this starting now and you will always be around. ( Read more... )

xxxosexiioxxx19: my boobs are really soft
xxxosexiioxxx19: i moisturize:-)
xxxosexiioxxx19: wow so im officially a loser
oOoBaby133: haha me too
oOoBaby133: i moisturize my ass
xxxosexiioxxx19: omg me too
xxxosexiioxxx19: its like a body lotionnnn parrtttty
oOoBaby133: we are great
xxxosexiioxxx19: great is an understatement

:(

This world keeps spinning ( Read more... )

This place was never the same again after you came and went ( Read more... )

Judith: *puts frozen chicken foot on my arm* "Hello."
Me: "Mom get that off me."
Judith: *runs away* "CHICKIE FEET CHICKIE FEET CHICKIE FEET."

passovers gonna be INSANE

joval: it's like the size of hannah's ______.
me: LOOK A FAIIIRYYYY

martin swanson: so how do you feel?
me: uh i feel okay..?
martin swanson: do you ever feel like you're growing two heads?
me: um no.
martin swanson: oh okay. well sometimes I do.

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martin swanson:*after geting off the phone with the hostess at the restaurant* well she was on a little bit of crack...but that's

I will promise myself I won't care ( Read more... )

Me: So your dad thinks I'm really straight edge right ( Read more... )

Martin Swanson: "It's one o'clock...do you know where YOUR tampon is? *drops can on face* OW ( Read more... )