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Jan 29, 2006 13:07


I normally don't like to post memes, but I found the answers to this one humorous. I took this from Kristin.



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hans!
  1. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Hans has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
  2. Hans is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
  3. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Hans!
  4. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Hans.
  5. Hans cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
  6. Hans was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  7. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Hans!
  8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Hans.
  9. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Hans, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
  10. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Hans Head.
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