New Propositions for 2009

[hapdrastic]

Now that there's a precedent for changing the definition of words by voting (CA Prop 8 passed), I have a few proposals for next year's ballot:

Redefine "man" to mean "human" and "woman" to mean "human". Then Prop 8 means any two humans can marry.

Introduce the word "garriage" (pronounced like gay-ridge). This word would be a new form of "civil

Comments

[blendedmemory]

This is great!

[livinglindsay]

Awesome Matt. I myself was thinking about what we can put on the ballot next time. We'd have to make sure we go to several others states and put the same thing on their ballots too. Civil Marriages or whatever we'd like to call them have nothing to do with Personal Religious Marriages. Whatever Civil Marriage/Union/Garriage the gov't offers should be open to all its citizens. Americans shouldn't try to push their religious beliefs on other Americans. Separation between church and state.

[bohemian_ink]

>># Redefine "Christian" to mean someone who follows and preaches the teachings of Jesus Christ - love and tolerance - and not hatred and fear. Any church caught claiming to be Christian while advocating hatred or bigotry will be fined and lose their tax exempt status, and barred from holding services until this behavior is rectified.

Here here!