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[hapigolucki]

So, I graduated college in the rain with the worst graduation speaker in the history of graduation speakers. Yes, Mr. Zucker, please push your neo-Conservative paranoid views about the war on us on what is supposed to be one of the best days of our lives...did I mention it rained, and I stood under a tree (dumb, I know) for most of the ceremony?

Comments

[anonymous]

The plan was to move things to North Charleston Coliseum at 3:30 instead of 2:30, but they instead postponed the Cistern graduation for almost two hours, giving the rain enough time to move in and settle on top of it.

[lazer_wulf]

yeah i heard the dude rambled about WMD's being shipped into Syria and other topics like that. whatever happened to "work a hard, do the right thing, and you will succeed" graduation speeches?

what was the speakers name? i want to research him

[lazer_wulf]

Hi, Ben, I am Joie's livejournal post that you apparently didn't read. In answer to your question, the speaker's name was Mr. Zucker. This can be verified by the PART WHERE I SAY MR. ZUCKER basically write above where your question is. In summation, learn how to read, collander-head.

[mariposablanca]

write above?

[lazer_wulf]

hilarious typo!