Comments | haplessapples: In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

haplessapples

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

Jan 14, 2009 23:10

THERE'S NOTHING ON TV AND I FUCKING HATE THE FRASIER THEME SONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS. THOSE FOOD ITEMS DON'T EVEN BELONG TOGETHER. ONE IS A BREAKFAST ITEM AND ONE IS A LUNCH ITEM. UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE EATING BRUNCH, IN WHICH CASE IT IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE SCRAMBLED EGGS ( Read more... )

i like to bitch about everything, only cool kids use caps lock obsessively, winter time

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hek2006 January 15 2009, 05:07:26 UTC

Yeah, I deal with insufficient funds every time I work. It's awesome. Especially when you have cramps and everyone bitches to YOU about the government sucking. Even though "the gov't" [or me & you] just paid for more than half of their trash groceries.

I be like, What's the problem, ho? And she be like, mah baybah iz hungree..and I haz no monies..so you can take out tha chips, soderz and beerez. kbai."

And be like, no whore, you need to take off another $32.41..'kbai.' get out of mah store!!

haplessapples January 15 2009, 05:16:58 UTC

hahaha yessss i love you. i like your trash mouth speak, as well. and the trash mouth spelling? lolz

aaaaanyway, yeah. do the people that say that stuff to you really believe that the government is the result of their problems, or do they just say that because they're embarrassed and need to blame their problems on someone else so the other people in line don't think it's that person's own fault they have no money? do they do like, the embarrassed, "ahaha yeah" chuckle? (you know what i be talkin' aboutz.) am i thinking too much about this?

the answer is: probably.

hek2006 January 15 2009, 05:25:24 UTC

Thanks :]

Yeah, and they would blame the government if they took a shit on a Wednesday morning instead of Thursday night. Seriously, these people are just thick.

One lady freaked out because she had to swipe her card 3 times [because none of the food stampers tell the cashiers that it's EBT or FOOD STAMP when they swipe it, so of course it won't go through, fucking duh.] Anyway, she blamed me. And I was half expecting her to call up DHHS and bitch to them about how horrible it is that she's getting insane amounts of money for pixie sticks and twizzlers.

haplessapples January 15 2009, 05:35:39 UTC

and you were like, WHORE, SHUT YOUR TRASH MOUTH and then you pimp slapped her to the floor.

not really, but i bet that's what you were thinking. because i know you. i know what goes on inside your head.

just kidding, no i don't.

or do i?

these comments are getting increasingly...um...retarded. i like talking with you on lj &hearts

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