1)I'm in love with you. I love your husband because he's the most awesome guy ever for you, and I love that you're happy, but I will always hate the fact that you chose him and not me. The really funny thing is... I think you already know this, and I hate the most that you think it's funny, or cute, or amusing or whatever. Every time you make your subtle jokes about it, it breaks my heart.
2)I need to tell you I'm bisexual because no one should be friends this long and not know something so crucial. I've tried so many times to tell you. If you had answered your phone when I called just yesterday I may have told you then. I'm so afraid of what you'd say if you knew but after twenty-four years, I should have worked up the nerve by now.
3)You annoy me. Almost every time you open your mouth you unwittingly insult me. Sometimes you don't even need to speak to do it. Your petty jealousy is misplaced and your attempts at winning affections definitely fall solely under the category of "it's the thought that counts" because the substance is crap.
4)Get a job, you lazy leech. Get off your ass, walk yourself to town, or ride your bike. It's for transportation, you know, not a doorstop. Quit asking people to do everything for you and start doing for yourself.
5)I wish you would keep in touch more. I miss you.
6)I'm sorry I hurt you. I would take it back if I could.
7)I want you to know that I'm bisexual, but I will never tell you because of the homophobic hate you have expressed so eloquently in the past. It may be cowardly, but you are one of the most important people in my life, my oldest and best friend and I can't risk that for the sake of honesty.
8)You want so many things. I hope some day you find what truly moves you.
9)Your desire is to be popular and I understand that because I never had it, but you've actually got a chance to go out there and get it. Take the world by storm, baby girl. It's all yours.
10)The world can be a scary place, I know. In a few years you won't think that I understand, but I do. Trust me, I do. I understand how intimidating it is to talk to people, to try new things, to go and get what you want just because you want it and damn those who stand in your way, but it's worth it. All the fear, the mind-numbing terror, it's all worth it when you hold your dreams in your hand. You just have to step up and take the risk or you'll hide your whole life, always wanting and never having.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot sometimes.
Day Five: Six things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.