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happinessboys

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Jun 12, 2011 17:49

[Spoken like he's reading a grocery list:]

Your nose and ears never stop growing.

Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets combined.

Hot water is heavier than cold.

No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Natural pearls melt in vinegar.

[Back to normal speech. He's calm. Civil. But oh so very patronizing ( Read more... )

we are the happiness boys, librarians give me headaches, a lying liar who lies, filling your mind with lies, i have a soapbox, your books make you insane, fire chief in charge, who needs a warden?, post flood

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Video. You're going to have to get past a goddess and an omnipotent godzilla if you want these books strangehstorian June 13 2011, 05:48:46 UTC

[She smiles sweetly.]

I'm one of the wardens that takes responsibility for it! Hello!

Video - Library security was much more lax last time. I LOVE IT happinessboys June 13 2011, 10:45:53 UTC

Oh? And your name?

Video strangehstorian June 14 2011, 03:06:45 UTC

Chromie. It's very nice to meet you!

Video happinessboys June 14 2011, 03:16:55 UTC

You would be the only one to think so.

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gdi I forgot it's you. Sorry. victimofnoone June 13 2011, 07:51:34 UTC

Hot water is heavier? Huh.

LIES! <3 happinessboys June 13 2011, 10:48:28 UTC

Fascinating, isn't it? And it was something you didn't know before.

NO LIES. :C victimofnoone June 14 2011, 06:19:56 UTC

Yeah, it is.

..So, you were here before, right?

[Please tell me if it's not okay for Hayley to recognize him.]

<3 happinessboys June 14 2011, 10:53:53 UTC

I was, yes. For several months.

[No, that's perfectly fine! For those who were around, he wasn't exactly a quiet inmate.]

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