Slow People, BLEH!

[happy_0j]

Slow people annoy me. i've always known this, but examples of frustratingly annoying slow people occur everyday. and by slow i mean, physically slow, people that walk slow, or do simple things slow. either because they think its "cool" to walk slow, or they just cant do it any faster. well, these second types of people can usually do things

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[zmaj]

there's a third type of slow people. people that dont realize they're slow. you tell em something, and you're in a hurry. for whatever reason. they stop. they think about it. seconds flick by, like 10 of em, then they say "could you explain that again just slower?" you're thinking fuckin slower? i could have become an atomic physicist by studying only during the time you take to think about wether or not you want to go to the bathroom. so you explain it slower. but tehy dont get it. they ask questions. that you've already answered. they make you repeat it all all over again just for the fuck of it, and then they get mad if you get frustrated because they're making an effort to understand. by that time, you've missed the bus, so you're at least 20 minutes late, but they're still thinking. so you get pissed. you say why the hell is it so complicated! im just going to go meet a fucking friend and have icecream down the stupid street! and they'll say, that's right, who was the friend again? what type of icecream? WHO GIVES A FUCK!!! they