um mayra, I don't want to alarm you, but your hat has been demonstrating some... how shall I put it.... "disturbing" behaviour. On Tuesday night it approached me on Laurel and Laurent at about 11:45 p.m. and exposed itself to me. I'd appreciate if you had a word with it... or I will be forced to notify authorities.
You know, I DID talk to my hat and it said that you were just asking for it. What were you doing on Laurel and Laurent anyways??? You know what happens there, or I guess, NOW you know what happens there. Stop being a floosie Meg, just stop.
Oh wow, this is... a total misunderstanding. I was leaving the bars that night and - oh gosh, I didn't intend any harm I really didn't. I want you all to know that I'll be checking myself into an alcohol rehabilition center in Salinas on the 28th. I don't expect any of you to forgive me.... I wish you only peace and love.
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love,
from your hat
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Sincerely,
the Hat
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