and this is what you call het practice

Jan 08, 2009 23:50

you know, it'll be useful for something like je_whiteday. and yes folks, you're not free from advertisement even here. :Dv

that aside, this is actually a very belated (of course) birthday gift for crys, and she knows exactly why. i hope that thing about reading au's for me still applies. ♥♥♥

conversations among sanitary gentlemennakamaru/maki, massu, ( Read more... )

*this is fic, +this is au, nakamaki is cho kawaii, +het is the new slash, +news is good for the soul, +kat-tun is good for something too, tegomass is otp even when they're not, nakamassu is bff cute

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MINE ryogrande January 9 2009, 04:50:58 UTC
OMG YOU WROTE MARU AS A JANITOR NOW I DON'T HAVE TO FINISH THAT STUPID AU I STARTED FOR YOU. :DDDDDDDDDD

dirty maru, take a shower before school!

oh poor maru, so unnoticed.

OH YAY MASSU IS THERE TOO. NAKAMASSU AS JANITORS, ILUSM.

He makes to motion with his hands but Nakamaru cuts him off quickly.

i might pay to see massu make this motion.

"Oh, Akanishi and Yamashita were talking about it in the elevators,"

SUBLIMINAL PIN. i can find subtext anywhere, baby.

oh noes, maru isn't allowed on the main elevator. HIS LIFE IS SO HARD.

oh god who is the prissy elevator kid i have no idea.

And then the heat rises to his nose.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MOAR.

LOL KOYASHIGE ARE THE OTHER JANITORS. i wonder if anything ever gets done on their shift.

A for awesome and B for bitch

ahahahahahaha

The B in B-day takes on its own meaning in Nakamaru's lexicon.

bitch in the female meaning? baby? beautiful? B-WORD FOR GIRL PARTS? the list is endless.

It's not like he was some hotshot idol, whose hair just naturally ( ... )

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Re: MINE ryogrande January 9 2009, 05:20:40 UTC
"You could still be living with that Kamenashi guy?"

BETTER THAN JIN?

"He would never let you eat cookies in bed," Masuda replies sagely.

the thought of kame and maru in bed together needs to leave my mind QUICK.

"We could not be roommates."

ROOMMATES WHO SHARE A BED? :D?

omg koyama asked him to do the b floor. MAKE HIM PAY YOU, MARU.
in favors

And buy me dinner sometime."

GOOD BOY.

"I--I promise it isn't from my shoes," he blurts out.

OH MY GOD MARU WHY SO CUTE. that might make my face break from smiling so hard. *_______________________________*

"And then Yamashita-kun went and proposed today and--"

ASLKDASLKFJASLKJSDALKDSAJLSKADLKSAJ I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO SQUEE OR RAGE. IT'S LIKE MY YAMAPI BIAS AGAINST MY MARUHANA BIAS. UNFAIR, CYN. UNFAIR.

lol maru is so nosy. AHAHA, PUN.

"I looked and looked and looked and I couldn't find it anywhere."

oh my god. OH MY GOD. <33333333333333333333333

tapping Nakamaru on the nose lightly with the duster.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"Nakamaru," Masuda says sternlydamn, massu laying ( ... )

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Re: MINE cynicalism January 10 2009, 05:13:11 UTC
CRYS I AM STILL SO HAPPY THAT YOU LIKED. ♥

AND I'M REALLY GLAD YOU GOT ALL THE REFERENCES TO EVERYTHING AND--THESE COMMENTS JUST MAKE ME REALLY HAPPY AND MADE ME LAUGH A LOT AND ILUUUUUU. ♥♥♥

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xoxochic January 9 2009, 06:22:23 UTC
As if urinal aiming competitions wasn't gross enough, Massu comes up with that...Oh gross indeed. How did that even cross your mind lol.

"Uhm, it could be worse?" Masuda tries, and when Nakamaru stares him down hopefully, he adds, "She could've said something about your hair?"

HAHA typical Massu reply. Trying to oblige everyone's request while inadvertently making it worse XD

PRISSY BOY IS TEGOSHI WTH HAHAHA I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

"A girl like her--I wouldn't stand a chance. I bet she could have any guy she wanted."
Aww I think Maru stands as much chance as anyone else. He's so cute and down to earth really. And how cute Massu's way of comforting someone is by plying them with food.

"Service workers should take the service elevator," Tegoshi tilts his head to the side sweetly menacingly. "Right?"

"Oh, then shouldn't I--" Masuda says, stepping forward, but Tegoshi pulls him back in with a, "No you're fine," right before the elevator doors shut.I know I should be concentrating on Maru instead but Tegomass always gets to me. No ( ... )

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xoxochic January 9 2009, 06:29:20 UTC
Oh and I liked the style in this fic where the story itself unfolds along as Nakamaru is telling it and you don't know where one ends and the other begins until you're halfway into the line and you go 'oh, so its back to the present where Maru is re-telling the past events' oh I fail at expressing what I want to say...

I just like how it shifts back and forth effortlessly~

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cynicalism January 10 2009, 05:19:49 UTC
LOL. don't worry, my bias works like that too. otherwise why would tegoshi even be in this fic. LOLOL.

but i'm really glad you liked and that the ending came across well even if it wasn't her ring, because imo, nakamaru doesn't need a conventionality to get the girl. all he really needs to do is ask. ;)

and i'm glad the shifting storylines worked out well too. since it is conversations among sanitary gentlemen, i wanted everything to link back to, well, a conversation. XD

anyway thank you always for these lovely comments. ♥

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moonbyrd January 9 2009, 17:27:06 UTC
This is so adorable and perfect that I can't even respond properly. Amazing!!! The humor is wonderful, the characters are hilarious, the scenario is believable and well-organized, it's fantastic!!!

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cynicalism January 10 2009, 05:21:19 UTC
thank you very much! *__________* i'm pleased this went over so well, really. nakamaru deserves all the love in the world. <333

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tatoeba January 9 2009, 19:36:34 UTC
;laknsdlgas;d :D :D :D :D

This is so cute, huge happy smile on my face right now. Maru!fail and MARU/MAKI and Tegoshi being prissy elevator boy that is so clearly jealous of NakaMassu and ;alskdnga Ryo calling Maru "Nose" and omg it not being Maki's ring, but awww Maru gets a date anyway and ;alskndgasd cutecutecutecute. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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cynicalism January 10 2009, 05:23:14 UTC
<33333333333333333333!!!

that's just, yeah, that's all i can manage to say at this comment. thank youuuu. there should be more maru/maki in the world. <33333

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i started calling him Elevator Bitch before I even knew who it was calledinvain January 9 2009, 20:49:55 UTC
Though my money was going to be on Ryo or Nino, oddly enough.

Awww, you ~ I love how funny this entire thing is - D and I were talking over dinner last night about how humor is difficult to pull off, and you always have such a light hand and it comes off v. effortless. And you know I love the friendship between Nakamaru and Massu, and how supportive Massu is. He's such a good friend. <3 Yes, it could always be worse, but for now, here's Massu to make it all better!

Once upon a time, I briefly toyed with the idea of using "makoto" as meisa's nickname for Maki, so this made me LOL so hard. And awwwww, Nakamaru crushing on Maki will never be anything less than sweet, and him hunting for her ring, and the nice twist that it wasn't, but DATE! DATE!

Yay Maru!

I love it. :D

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Elevator Bitch is a little elitist cynicalism January 10 2009, 05:28:21 UTC
LOL that would've been a good guess had it been anyone other than me writing it, i think. XD

and what your comments always leave me all aflutter, saff. i think i am always happiest if i can make people laugh. also massu, oh massu. who could not want a friend like him? ♥♥♥

heee. maybe it's the birthday mindreading at work? but yes, i am firmly of the belief that nakamaru doesn't need such happy circumstances to get the girl. he may fail, yes, but oh, when he wins, it is entirely of his own merit. ♥

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