Today I'm talking to YOU. Learn from my mistakes.
Don't leave candles unattended. Seriously. They might burst into flame and require a shower (thank god it was in the bathroom) to put it out. Real life lesson - throw cold water on flaming hot glass...it breaks. "God, not another drill..." was the first thing I thought when the alarms went off. Then I was like "OH SHIT! I'M AT HOME!" I feel stupid. Good thing I cleaned my entire bathroom before this happened...cause now there is water and glass and slime all over it...