Like, if you're robbing a bank, for instance, don't just go up and give the teller your $5 check written out to "Joe Shmoe" and pretend like everything's normal. They'll totally suspect you if you do that ( Read more... )

Getting an education seems a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It makes you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you have this urge to pass it on...

Am I tired! I Have submitted to peer pressure lately and actually been doing stuff, like going out and buying new clothes that AREN'T Black ( I KNOW O_o) and wearing my contact lenses and tonight I'm playing poker, and then to the valley markets on sunday morning.
(For those of you who know me well enough this is a big deal to leave my house more ( Read more... )

*Jules* Tired Irony. says:

I am back myne sweet lark

Christian or not, Jesus Christ Super Star kicks ass(591 days) says:

Julian have you been sniffing the shakespeare?

*Jules* Tired Irony. says:

I hath!

*Jules* Tired Irony. says:

Actually i put up some shakespeare in my office today

*Jules* Tired Irony. says:

ok a couple of days ago but i ( Read more... )

"Your DEAD! YOU SNUFFED IT!"
"Shaken, Not stirred!"

Oh and what a week its been, my little cherubs.

Rosie started at my work on monday and is doing Ever so well.

My house has been sold under my feet so it's Moving Time again. Hoorah.

I had Yum-Cha for lunch today.

A new Money making project has fallen into my hands and it requires the Forte Grande of all my wit.

It is near bedtime. Marrielle from the ( Read more... )

Alesato alesato alesato.

Sto traducendo questo direttamente da google in modo da dovrebbe divertire per vedere come il incorect esso è.

il havnt i ha selezionato una lingua ancora. Francese? Italiano? Pantaloni?

Io stanno mangiando/tazza bevente una minestra.

ERA tagliatella del pollo ma era lordo in modo da ho aggiunto la crema acida e l'aceto ( Read more... )

LOOK AT ME!

I'M A REBEL!

I'M GOING TO WRITE A HAPPY LIVEJOURNAL ENTRY.

Work is GOOD. I have tim tams in my drawer.

My kitty Millie had her lady parts defunctionalised the other day but she's good now after some amusing drugged up adventures (the kitties not mine)

GEEZE I SURE AM GLAD TO BE ALIVE. TO HAVE FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

NOW HERES A CUTE FUCKING ( Read more... )

I have chocolate. Yay for me.

My compooter is in my bedroom now. Yay for it.

Work continues as per usual.

I had a hamburger for lunch today.

THE END

Ah Poot.