i love when i eat banana flavored baby food and it tastes like apple sauce.

So..classes were posted tonight. And I got Malcolm's class which is fucking awesome because I wanted it with my entire being, even though, honestly, I don't like horror movies all that much. But I need to take a film history class and I NEED to take one he's teaching. And I had a dream a couple weeks ago in which I interviewed for the class and ( Read more... )

I really like how I get emails with the subject line being Re: Amateur ejaculation lesbians like I'm going to be all like, "Oh yeah, this must be the response to that email I sent about amateur ejaculation lesbians. I better open it."

oh, and I know that subject line doesn't make sense; I didn't make it up.

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My friend Abbey just called me and Ben Folds is in the same coffee shop that I ran into him at last time ( Read more... )

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I don't like updating a couple (or a few) times in a row really quickly because I feel like then people don't read them all, and I feel like that last one is one of the best entries I've ever made, but I had to share this story with you. This took place a couple weeks ago ( Read more... )

Oh man Ashlee Simpson is a total bitch on 7th Heaven.

Really.

She's a floozie.

.....floozyShe totally wanted to have sex with Simon (and they're only 16) and then they asked their parents and their parents were all like "No." And then her dad was all like, "You stay the hell away from my daughter." And now Simon is heartbroken and Ashlee ( ( Read more... )

So Ana goes out of town for a while.

She comes back. We meet at a coffee shop.

She's grinning when I walk in. We hug. She whispers something in my ear about a certain person being behind me.

( Guess who it was. Seriously. Guess. )