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Yo, peeples. I have not writed anything for ages, so here is a meme, in which i navel gaze a bit.
Yoinked from secretshipper
1. What curse word do you use the most?
When i am alone i say 'buggering arse-rape', but when i'm in public i say 'shit' in a slightly Scouse accent ('Schit') I find it really weird that people think 'shit' and 'fuck' are so much worse than 'twat' and 'naff'. Errr. Nope?
2. Do you own an iPod?
I own no iObjects at all, and i never have. This is mainly due to poverty, but also because i instinctively dislike anything that EVERYONE has, cos i'm like that.
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
I dunno, i'm new to all this! I guess i see them around on a certain comm quite a lot ;)
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
6am, baaah. Weekends it's optimistically set for 9am.
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
Yeah, Paul Swanton, at the school disco. I was in Year 7 and he was in Year 8; i was so impressed with myself for pulling an older man.
6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01?
Well 11/09 is my birthday, so i was eating cake and becoming 17. I don't see why it had to be named after the date, unlike ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED and on top of that, wrongly named as 9/11 (which is, in fact, today) :( don't feel like it's mine any more. And the 10 year anniversary is coming up, which makes me feel incrediably old. Ok so this is pretty selfish, normally i don't go around saying these things. Obviously it was truly terrible and a massive shocker :(
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take.
8. What was the last movie you watched?
I can't for the life of me remember, but i've got Revolutionary Road sitting here waiting to be watched.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
Yep. Increasingly more of them, which is worrying :S
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Oh sure, but actually i'm just incredibly tired.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No, i just stay up later.
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
BIG country music fan, so it's that ^^ i am tres cool.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Not a big fan of any milk, except in tea. Then 'regular', obv. Ohh, chocolate tea. I might try that.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Yep, my housemate's sister's bf is going to propose to her (the sister, not the housemate) and i am training my housemate in effective secret-keeping as she is rubbish.
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Couple of years, prob. Never had coffee there, only hot chocolate.
16. Can you whistle?
Yes, thanks.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
The same as i notice about the same sex. Err, generally what they look like, lol. And whether i immediately dislike them or not ;)
18. What are you looking forward to?
Xmas, cos i get to see my Essex friends but once a year.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yup, very much so.
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Paul McCartney, although he's just one fella.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Sleeping... oh wait, no. Avoiding sleeping so that tommorrow comes later rather than sooner. Fucking job!
22. Is anyone in love with you?
You've got to be kidding me. I do have a Facebook stalker tho, who comments on literally everything i do or say on there and sends me hundreds of messages. Sadly, he's ugly and weird.
23. What was the last song you heard?
Country CD prev mentioned while driving home from work.
24. Last time you cried?
Not for a while. I did well up at Extreme Makeover: Home Edition on Sunday tho.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Lappie.
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Yeah, i want another piercing...
27. What’s the weather like?
Pretty cold, there was some sleet earlier.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
It wouldn't be the deciding factor in anything.
29. What did you do before this?
I was eating Pringles and thinking about how i should really do my Russian homework.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
Couple of weeks ago at Lollo'een, although it was actually an airbed (ta, secretshipper!!)
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
To function, none. To do my job, about 4. To not be depressed/tetchy, about 8.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Pretty much never. I have brunch.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Work is a massive panic-fest due to Governmental Pressures, otherwise i am laaaaid back.
34. What did you do last night?
Same as i'm doing now, not very much!
35. Do you use sarcasm?
Nah, of course not, never. That was sarcastic, btw. LOLS.
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
27. OH FUCK. :S :S :S :S
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
EXTREMELY.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
What?
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
It depends on the person, not their gender/sex/whatever.
40. Do you like mustard?
Nein.
41. Do you sleep on your side?
Usually.
42. Do you watch the news?
Yes, i watch the BBC news channel a helluva lot. I like its repetition and the funky music, and its repetition.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
I've got a scar on my ear where my brother threw a brick at me when he was 6 and i was 8. It was an accident (the little sod).
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Probably an abusive benefit claimant at work.
45. Do you like anybody?
Sure, i like lots of people ;)
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Some milk and a Red Bull at lunch today. Neeeeeded caffeine. Feel like crap now!
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left, but then i'm a pro-left lefty.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
I can't dive at all!
49. What colour is your razor?
Blue.
50. What is your blood-type?
A+, the second most boring one ;)
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Er, no one really. I like my freedom.
52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
I'm not into all that machiavellian stuff.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
They're pretty cheap, unlike most veg. I buy them a lot.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
I couldn't care less *is losing enthusiasm* ;)
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
The Scouse one, yeah!
56. Do you know what time it is?
Yep. Do you?
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Oh yeah.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
If i was at work, i would rejoice, otherwise i would panic lightly. I was once stuck in the LIFT (we are British, yunno) while working in Woolworths (RIP); it was one of those old fashioned ones with a sliding grate. It was quite good cos i was being paid to be stuck, we had a trolly full of sweets to live off, and firemen came to rescue us :D
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
Any minty one.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
False.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yeah, but no one accessible.
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
No, i check and double check every word i use cos it pains me when other people don't, e.g. what is this fashion for calling people 'ignorant' when that's not what you mean? *Feels paranoid that someone will correct her use of a word in this meme* ahhh... eep.
63. Do you like to sleep?
I do, but i am very aware of how much time it wastes.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Nope. I'm curious now tho.
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Lol, yes.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
Er, no. I want a VW Golf, a convertible Jag and an Aston Martin (any one will do). Oh, and a crazy looking Lambo. But what i've got is a 1998 Fiesta.
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
Money, money, money. It'll make me happy, i'm telling you.
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Well, they could probably do with a trim.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
The SEA. Americans, everywhere.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
I wear it in moderation.
71. Describe your hair:
It's on my head, it's awful and i'd really like to shave it off but i'm nervous that i will become a social outcast if i do.
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
Wah, i don't know what that is. *checks* oh, right. Generally, no, i'm fine with everything except *deep breath* those things which are like snails without a shell. I can't even say the word, i cry if i see one. I can't even go in the 'XXXX and Lettuce' pub.
73. Are you an adult?
Sadly, yes.
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
Where? Lol. Well i have Scouse friends, and Essex friends, and misc. friends all over the world. And i rank them all equally ;)
75. Do you have a tan?
A little bit cos i went to Italy in Sept, but for me a tan is what other people think of as the normal colour for a white human.
76. Are you a television addict?
No, i get bored after a bit. I am addicted to watching the Formula One tho, which last about 3 hours every other Sunday.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yeah, my little mummy :)
78. Are you a sugar freak?
You should see how much chocolate i've just eaten. I've got a serious sugar addiction :S
79. Do you like orange juice?
Yep.
80. What sign are you?
Virgo, the only one which is all negative and no positive. Critical, anal, perfectionist, OCD suffer... Sounds about right ;)
Whew. Blimey, that took a while.
Yoinked from secretshipper
1. What curse word do you use the most?
When i am alone i say 'buggering arse-rape', but when i'm in public i say 'shit' in a slightly Scouse accent ('Schit') I find it really weird that people think 'shit' and 'fuck' are so much worse than 'twat' and 'naff'. Errr. Nope?
2. Do you own an iPod?
I own no iObjects at all, and i never have. This is mainly due to poverty, but also because i instinctively dislike anything that EVERYONE has, cos i'm like that.
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
I dunno, i'm new to all this! I guess i see them around on a certain comm quite a lot ;)
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
6am, baaah. Weekends it's optimistically set for 9am.
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
Yeah, Paul Swanton, at the school disco. I was in Year 7 and he was in Year 8; i was so impressed with myself for pulling an older man.
6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01?
Well 11/09 is my birthday, so i was eating cake and becoming 17. I don't see why it had to be named after the date, unlike ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED and on top of that, wrongly named as 9/11 (which is, in fact, today) :( don't feel like it's mine any more. And the 10 year anniversary is coming up, which makes me feel incrediably old. Ok so this is pretty selfish, normally i don't go around saying these things. Obviously it was truly terrible and a massive shocker :(
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take.
8. What was the last movie you watched?
I can't for the life of me remember, but i've got Revolutionary Road sitting here waiting to be watched.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
Yep. Increasingly more of them, which is worrying :S
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Oh sure, but actually i'm just incredibly tired.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No, i just stay up later.
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
BIG country music fan, so it's that ^^ i am tres cool.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Not a big fan of any milk, except in tea. Then 'regular', obv. Ohh, chocolate tea. I might try that.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Yep, my housemate's sister's bf is going to propose to her (the sister, not the housemate) and i am training my housemate in effective secret-keeping as she is rubbish.
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Couple of years, prob. Never had coffee there, only hot chocolate.
16. Can you whistle?
Yes, thanks.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
The same as i notice about the same sex. Err, generally what they look like, lol. And whether i immediately dislike them or not ;)
18. What are you looking forward to?
Xmas, cos i get to see my Essex friends but once a year.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yup, very much so.
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Paul McCartney, although he's just one fella.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Sleeping... oh wait, no. Avoiding sleeping so that tommorrow comes later rather than sooner. Fucking job!
22. Is anyone in love with you?
You've got to be kidding me. I do have a Facebook stalker tho, who comments on literally everything i do or say on there and sends me hundreds of messages. Sadly, he's ugly and weird.
23. What was the last song you heard?
Country CD prev mentioned while driving home from work.
24. Last time you cried?
Not for a while. I did well up at Extreme Makeover: Home Edition on Sunday tho.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Lappie.
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Yeah, i want another piercing...
27. What’s the weather like?
Pretty cold, there was some sleet earlier.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
It wouldn't be the deciding factor in anything.
29. What did you do before this?
I was eating Pringles and thinking about how i should really do my Russian homework.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
Couple of weeks ago at Lollo'een, although it was actually an airbed (ta, secretshipper!!)
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
To function, none. To do my job, about 4. To not be depressed/tetchy, about 8.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Pretty much never. I have brunch.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Work is a massive panic-fest due to Governmental Pressures, otherwise i am laaaaid back.
34. What did you do last night?
Same as i'm doing now, not very much!
35. Do you use sarcasm?
Nah, of course not, never. That was sarcastic, btw. LOLS.
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
27. OH FUCK. :S :S :S :S
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
EXTREMELY.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
What?
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
It depends on the person, not their gender/sex/whatever.
40. Do you like mustard?
Nein.
41. Do you sleep on your side?
Usually.
42. Do you watch the news?
Yes, i watch the BBC news channel a helluva lot. I like its repetition and the funky music, and its repetition.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
I've got a scar on my ear where my brother threw a brick at me when he was 6 and i was 8. It was an accident (the little sod).
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Probably an abusive benefit claimant at work.
45. Do you like anybody?
Sure, i like lots of people ;)
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Some milk and a Red Bull at lunch today. Neeeeeded caffeine. Feel like crap now!
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left, but then i'm a pro-left lefty.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
I can't dive at all!
49. What colour is your razor?
Blue.
50. What is your blood-type?
A+, the second most boring one ;)
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Er, no one really. I like my freedom.
52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
I'm not into all that machiavellian stuff.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
They're pretty cheap, unlike most veg. I buy them a lot.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
I couldn't care less *is losing enthusiasm* ;)
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
The Scouse one, yeah!
56. Do you know what time it is?
Yep. Do you?
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Oh yeah.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
If i was at work, i would rejoice, otherwise i would panic lightly. I was once stuck in the LIFT (we are British, yunno) while working in Woolworths (RIP); it was one of those old fashioned ones with a sliding grate. It was quite good cos i was being paid to be stuck, we had a trolly full of sweets to live off, and firemen came to rescue us :D
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
Any minty one.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
False.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yeah, but no one accessible.
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
No, i check and double check every word i use cos it pains me when other people don't, e.g. what is this fashion for calling people 'ignorant' when that's not what you mean? *Feels paranoid that someone will correct her use of a word in this meme* ahhh... eep.
63. Do you like to sleep?
I do, but i am very aware of how much time it wastes.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Nope. I'm curious now tho.
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Lol, yes.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
Er, no. I want a VW Golf, a convertible Jag and an Aston Martin (any one will do). Oh, and a crazy looking Lambo. But what i've got is a 1998 Fiesta.
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
Money, money, money. It'll make me happy, i'm telling you.
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Well, they could probably do with a trim.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
The SEA. Americans, everywhere.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
I wear it in moderation.
71. Describe your hair:
It's on my head, it's awful and i'd really like to shave it off but i'm nervous that i will become a social outcast if i do.
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
Wah, i don't know what that is. *checks* oh, right. Generally, no, i'm fine with everything except *deep breath* those things which are like snails without a shell. I can't even say the word, i cry if i see one. I can't even go in the 'XXXX and Lettuce' pub.
73. Are you an adult?
Sadly, yes.
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
Where? Lol. Well i have Scouse friends, and Essex friends, and misc. friends all over the world. And i rank them all equally ;)
75. Do you have a tan?
A little bit cos i went to Italy in Sept, but for me a tan is what other people think of as the normal colour for a white human.
76. Are you a television addict?
No, i get bored after a bit. I am addicted to watching the Formula One tho, which last about 3 hours every other Sunday.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yeah, my little mummy :)
78. Are you a sugar freak?
You should see how much chocolate i've just eaten. I've got a serious sugar addiction :S
79. Do you like orange juice?
Yep.
80. What sign are you?
Virgo, the only one which is all negative and no positive. Critical, anal, perfectionist, OCD suffer... Sounds about right ;)
Whew. Blimey, that took a while.