I blame
this.
I was in a department store like Debenhams or somewhere, and it was absolutely packed with people who were hiding from all the zombies outside. Then i think there was an incident where someone suddenly turned into a zombie and had to be 'removed.' All these rumours started going round that one of us must be a zombie in disguise to have turned this other person. There was this woman called Sarah - who i apparently knew - who was like the 'leader' (i think she was the store manager lol) and she gave this speech about being vigilant and to report any zombie-like behaviour to her immediately. I was standing very close to her while she was talking and in between sentences she did this little groan - like a zombie! So i quickly sneaked round the crowd while she was talking whispering to people 'it's Sarah, she's the zombie!' Everyone sort of started backing away from her, and she realised what was going on.
I then tried to escape, but Sarah the zombie now had it in for me and caught me and was all like, 'you're spreading rumours that i'm a zombie, i'll get you later.' I guess not everyone had believed me because the crowd were still listening to her as she explained our plan of escape. I knew she was just trying to get us all outside so zombies could eat us but i couldn't do anything! *flail*.
Eventually we all got outside, and a group of us we edging alone this ledge thing when suddenly the ledge moved and stood up, it was a T Rex we were standing on >.<
Then everything changed and i was watching the whole thing as a film with my brother and i said to him, 'oh yeah this is the bit where all the dinosaurs turn up, it's really random.'
????
*has therapy*
*is still in Wallasey, lol*