Fuck hurricanes. I'm going to Disney World.

I'm back bitches.

Oh god. Today I had to use a "squatter". A complete life-changing experience ( Read more... )

My brethren, I have seen the Promised Land, and that land is Shenzhen. If you EVER go to China, make sure you stop at Shenzhen. Let me tell you why. In Shenzhen, about 25 minutes away from the Crown Plaza, which I might add, is an exquisite hotel, lies the marketplace. This marketplace is the hallowed grounds of Golden Opportunity. It is four ( Read more... )

Never before have I seen so many asian people in one place. This place is crawling with them. Yea, sure, it's CHINA, but seriously, I don't think I was ready for it. I've been to China town before, and I thought that was prep enough, but man, was I wrong. Also, on the note of the "Chinese" people, I'm sorry, but they're fuckin' ugly. I was actually ( Read more... )

So for the past 14 hours I've been on this fricken huge jet, you know, the kind that they only show in movies with the huge "lump" on the top of it? Well, the lump is actually a whole nother deck where they keep the "buisness class" seats, which are basically toned down international first class seats, which, by the way, are SO much better than " ( Read more... )

Allllrightyyyy it's one hundred and fucking ten degrees outside. Something is wrong with Cali.

Fuck you, dad. Yea, I know you don't care and I've know that you never really have.

Doo doo doooo in the computer lab finishing portfolio shit when I'm supposed to be vacationing and crap ( Read more... )

Today we saw the unthinkable, and all I have to say is that Neil has one hairy-ass boob.