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[happydanceofjoy]

I went to the dentist today. Fuck you, Dentist. I HATE the dentist... I hate that stupid sharp metal thing they dig into my teeth... The guy kept bending it on my teeth and then complaining that it was poorly made... I was like, "Maybe it's made just fine, and you're just pressing it into my teeth too hard!!!" Of course I couldn't say that because

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[gads_hill]

You would be so cute with braces! I would call you Rusty. Rusty metal mouth, would be your full name of course. Even if you don't get braces I'm still calling you Rusty metal mouth.
See ya Rusty