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[happyemokid]

Heather broke my penis and it makes me sad oh well..
Silly edward
EDD: what?
ifoundatoaster: heather broke my penis i feel sad
EDD: i wasnt aware u had a penis
ifoundatoaster: me either till today
EDD: u ok danielle?
ifoundatoaster: yeah why
EDD: what are u talking about penis?
ifoundatoaster: heather broke it long story short its on my flood dead
EDD: u had a dildo?
ifoundatoaster: no my penis its dead and gone forever and every time i would look at time my erection would go away =\
EDD: maybe u should take ur penis to ur mom and show her what happen and she can take you to the emergency room
ifoundatoaster: i would but shes not home
EDD: did u seriously have a penis?
EDD: cause im tired and i dont have time to fuck around
ifoundatoaster: no i really didnt
EDD: oh ok
ifoundatoaster: yea night
EDD: good night danielle.sorry I never know if ur joking