Join the Marines

[happyflyingcat]

Aye, I'm Happy and I've got a message for you!

Join the Marines!

It's the best job a cat man can ask for! The marines feed you, clothe you, give you a nice warm place to sleep, and we help uphold justice and put away bad guys! If you want to help make this world a Happier place and have all the necessities of life just for helping us do the

Comments

[inyourf_ace]

Well no one can deny that you're definitely enthusiastic about it.

[happyflyingcat]

Aye, but of course I am! It's good to be helping people.

[inyourf_ace]

But you can do that as a pirate too.

1/2

[happyflyingcat]

Not legally.

[justicereigns]

Mmm... Justice.

[happyflyingcat]

Mmm... Fish Justice.

[justicereigns]

Recruiting people Happy?

[happyflyingcat]

Aye! I hope it isn't a problem Mr. Smoker sir.

[chocogun]

Are the marines so desperate that they need a cat to make the recruitment?

[justicereigns]

Go to hell.

He's not just a cat, he's a marine.

[chocogun]

That definitively makes me think so much more of him.

[justicereigns]

It's sad when a cat is more driven in life than you, isn't it?

[unlucky_blood]

A talking cat bribing people to join something. I suppose it's an original tactic.

[happyflyingcat]

Actually, I sort of forgot to ask Mr. Smoker's permission first.

[unlucky_blood]

How could you forget something like that?

[happyflyingcat]

Aye, because I'm really excited to be in the Marines.

[happyflyingcat]

Aye! Thank you Miss! Would you like to join the marines?

[happyflyingcat]

Oh, I'm Happy by the way! Happy of Fairy Tail!