Comments | happyhonudude: who are they trying to kid?

happyhonudude

who are they trying to kid?

Feb 24, 2005 11:49

Changing their cell phone numbers: free
Text messaging their new number to 200 close friends: $10
Getting on with their lives: free

Getting publicity by whining about being in Paris Hilton's address book: pricelessThis is one of the funniest things ever, isn't it ( Read more... )

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ms_maree February 24 2005, 22:41:57 UTC

So the Jeff on Paris's list wasn't you! And I was so hoping. ;)

I'm on a community right now where they are arguing over who this 'Jeff' is. Long and sordid fandom tale.

happyhonudude February 24 2005, 22:51:29 UTC

Nope, not me. At this point, my only interaction with Paris was at a party at Neverland Ranch. At least I think it was her. (Somebody told me it was... I didn't really know anything about her at the time.)

She was sitting at a table near mine and had a pet monkey with her (maybe she borrowed it from Michael), and I made some remark to her about how "Would you like to touch my monkey?" is supposed to be a male pickup line. Made her laugh, at least.

Sad thing is, the monkey's probably about the most intelligent thing she's ever gone out with!

ms_maree February 24 2005, 22:55:09 UTC

Well, you didn't spring to mind. I was just finding it amusing seeing everyone trying to work out who this 'Jeff' is. I'm like, 'guys, there are lots of Jeff's in LA, I even have one on my flist, not an uncommon name.'

Paris came to Brisbane last year, a couple of people I know ran into her. I didn't. You can't imagine how cut up I am about that. *hee*