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It Does a Body Good
This morning I asked Munchkee what she wanted for breakfast and she said, "cereal with milk on it. A lot of milk! 'Cause I need to LIVE!" -
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Overheard between Beebs and Munchkee yesterday...
Beebs: STOP IT! You're a cheater!
Munchkee: I'm not a cheater! I'm a idiot!
Also, Munchkee made me a lego crown this morning and told me I was Queen of the Mommies. So there.
(Though, being called Queen of the Mommies by someone who calls herself an idiot probably doesn't hold that much -
Dressed to the Eyebrows
During this festive time of year, I often indulge in dressing up my children in several Christmas ensembles ( Read more... ) -
Merry Moose Crap
After a vigorous grocery shopping trip today, I parked the children in front of a Veggie Tales Christmas video while I worked around the house. I walked past the living room just in time to hear Bob the Tomato say something about playing "Mousetrap." My little Doodimus cracked up laughing histerically. I couldn't fathom what a three year old ( Read more... ) -
You Can Never Have Too Many
"Mom, do I have more friends than you ( Read more... ) -
Poop and Other Stuff.
Overheard this morning ( Read more... ) -
More Sickies
Thankfully, Munchkee has made a decent recovery. Twelve full hours of yuck and then it was over. She still doesn't have her full appetite back but at least she's not refunding anymore. That is not to say the drama is over ( Read more... ) -
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Munchkee is sick. In the last five hours she has thrown up nine times.
Somewhere around the fifth time she said, "Mommy, maybe you could prayer at me."
Done and done. -
I Never Finish Anythi
Today I am dressed from the waist up.
I straightened my hair and put on makeup and donned a cute shirt. I even put on earrings.
Ratty pajama bottoms and funky slippers round out the ensemble because that's all the gumption I had in me. -
Not All Dumbs Are Blonde
I recently saw a license plate frame that said "Blondes Are Dumb." Upon closer inspection I realized that the brake light housing of the Jeep Wrangler that was wearing it, was positioned so that it covered the top portion of the license plate. If one were to stand behind the Wrangler and then lean over and angle their head just so, as I did, they ( Read more... )